@dummyjig

I’m being dead serious.

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Joined April 2013
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neeed someone to drop a piano on my head so the keys become my teeth >>>
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Materialist to assume this was on just facecard and not smell or posture or eye contact. There are 1billion things that turn women off and notoriously ugfactor is not one
Gay Interrupted
@TwinkTheoryOct 16
Lmfaooooo I’m dying. Sorry stone cold looksmatch people do not have a realistic view of their own looks
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Complex
@ComplexOct 15
University of Alaska Fairbanks student Graham Granger was arrested after allegedly eating at least 57 AI generated images from a campus art exhibit. The exhibit featured 160 images by fine arts student Nick Dwyer, and Granger was charged with fifth degree criminal mischief. [H/T: relewans]
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Frankly prophetic
Stankonia@dummyjig20 Sep 2023
Mormons were really running the cultural lens in the 2010s
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bianca@pineredemptionOct 8
“Ontologically speaking, is the sky something or merely what is left over because everything else has edges.” —Anne Carson
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Gym teachers are like doctors for only scoliosis
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fenlon@1fenlonSep 29
caught Television sleeping in the family guy fall down the stairs pose
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I was convinced they were saying Mascs at the lesbian bar and kept it pushing
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Just genuinely got Wale and WallE confused right after pwning my adult archery lesson
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Joe Cool, Snoopy’s laid-back campus alter ego, is heading to the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. The balloon will fly high along with Woodstock during the 100th parade.
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tate wants to be the same color all over but too scared to do her eyes and teeth. lock in girl we're floor sample maxxing
Dorky Cabello
@Dorrky_CabelloSep 13
Camila Cabello & Tate Mcrae
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Twitter is absolutely washed why would i give a fuck about body count discourse am i 15 and catholic
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He wanna lick my bomboclat my
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Xmagu
@xmagu37113Sep 11
Replying to @squirrelpnut
世界之大，无奇不有
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pinkie@pinkamaniaaSep 6
i’ve failed to read rooms i was alone in
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massachusetts always has an inscrutable townie trial going on
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A literary magazine called Skim Ilk.
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Stankonia@dummyjig27 Nov 2024
They keep giving me actual tasks to do at work today
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paddle@ipaddlearoundAug 30
holy fuck i figured it out again. please please dont let me forget this time. please someone help me i cant forget
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donald boat
@laserboat999Aug 21
I can't wait to be an old guy that has his printer out on the dining room table, with all of his Papers around him. I need my Papers around me at all times
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Chio 🌱@shoxiaoismAug 20
All that room and u want to stand ass to ass #okay
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