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John Malkovich was once mistaken for me.

New Orleans
Joined March 2009
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Ole Miss fans, let me know if you need help reading the sign
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Happy Halloween
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Lovers in love Halloween lunch edition
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Coke Zero is good because it tastes like original Coke. Pepsi Zero is terrible because it tastes like original Pepsi.
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43YO QB equals #Saints RB rushing on one play. Probably. Not bothering to actually look at stats.
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Score TDs and you don’t have to rely or your 💩 kicker #Saints
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If you could punch one person in the face repeatedly, who would it be and why would it always be Bill Vinovich #Saints
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I would really like Jason Kelce to STFU #Saints
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Nice morning to sit outside and listen to the neighborhood yelling at their TVs #Saints
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Let’s keep doing the tush push, which we have shown no semblance of being able to do #Saints
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I would hate being a Texas fan. Good lord.
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The end of #BYUvsUCF is why our parents told us not to do drugs
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Duris Holmes retweeted
The other day I was wearing my Nazi uniform and a stranger said “go Falcons!” and it was extremely embarrassing, you never want to be associated with an organization like that.
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Blowing a 28 - 3 lead will radicalize you
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But what did the Mahalia Jackson Performance Art Theatre do to her?
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Pumpkin Spice Latte "King Cake". Special place in Hell. Pumpkin Spice Latte King Cake at Caluda's | WGNO.com
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I’m too old for this #Saints
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Dumbest. Play. Calling. Ever. #FireKellenMoore
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This is so hilarious I could cry #Saints
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