Edaureen The Ninth (a.k.a. Doreen Sheridan) 🪷 (@dvaleris) header
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Professional book critic, amateur cellist, full-time polymath. Occasional game designer, perpetual game enthusiast. Mom of 3. Arsenal till I die. S/H

Washington DC
Joined February 2008
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Replying to @dvaleris
Anyway, I've decided to commit to being a Declan Rice stan account now #Arsenal nitter.gq/lemonsugarmags/status/…
well and truly i never knew a love like this before
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Edaureen The Ninth (a.k.a. Doreen Sheridan) 🪷 retweeted
COYG!
The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.
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Edaureen The Ninth (a.k.a. Doreen Sheridan) 🪷 retweeted
Kate really went there with Micah ☠️
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God bless whoever this kid is. This is one of my favorite ideas and questions asked of the gaffer 🤝🥹❤️
Saka and Gyökeres need to do a quick crash course of first date questions 🙏🏼
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Edaureen The Ninth (a.k.a. Doreen Sheridan) 🪷 retweeted
nah man we did that shit for free, for the love of the game
BREAKING: Javier Milei accuses U.S. Democrats, Brazil, & Mexico of financing an “anti-Argentina campaign” during the World Cup.
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Replying to @artwithinpod
Incredibly persnickety nerd who has spent a lot of time obsessing over the preservation of an existing text and whose ego only allows for their own editorial interpretation being hostile to a retelling or different interpretation, especially in another medium Tale as old as time
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Edaureen The Ninth (a.k.a. Doreen Sheridan) 🪷 retweeted
What do the World Cup and Second World War have in common? When it finished, the losers flew to Argentina. I know I should be better than this but on reflection I’m not.
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Edaureen The Ninth (a.k.a. Doreen Sheridan) 🪷 retweeted
Not trying to be funny, but the first two slides of this are *literally* why I love soccer. Being "low-event" means every event is high-stakes. The "worse" team having a real chance at winning makes things exciting. How boring would it be if the "best" team always won?
The math behind why soccer generally sucks
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Edaureen The Ninth (a.k.a. Doreen Sheridan) 🪷 retweeted
Hablemos de este HERMOSO GESTO de la Selección de Inglaterra. Durante la ceremonia en la que recibieron su medalla por el 3º lugar de la Copa del Mundo, los jugadores ingleses se aseguraron de que Jason Steele también recibiera presea. El portero del Brighton no estuvo en la lista oficial y no tuvo ninguna posibilidad de jugar en la justa mundialista. Sin embargo, pese a que sabía que no tenía opciones de competir, aceptó ayudar a Inglaterra, formó parte del grupo como guardameta de entrenamiento y, por eso, sus compañeros quisieron que supiera que también fue importante en este logro. En esta secuencia se aprecia cómo Morgan Rogers, Jude Bellingham y Jordan Henderson lo mandaron llamar. Y luego, cuando llegó con el equipo, el plantel entero lo recibió con un aplauso. La sonrisa de Jason lo dice absolutamente todo. La felicidad después de sentirse incluido. EXCESO DE CLASE, GRANDEZA Y SEÑORÍO.
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Edaureen The Ninth (a.k.a. Doreen Sheridan) 🪷 retweeted
the only one who can save football now is mikel merino
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Is Christian Pulisic a player that shows up in the big moments? No. Is he good leader? No. Does he have a charisma? No. Does he at least have good morals? No.
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Edaureen The Ninth (a.k.a. Doreen Sheridan) 🪷 retweeted
I genuinely don’t think there’s a better celebration in club or international football right now.
This Norway viking row celebration is top tier tbh
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Edaureen The Ninth (a.k.a. Doreen Sheridan) 🪷 retweeted
Viktor Gyökeres @FIFAWorldCup edition 🫱🫲 #FIFAWorldCup
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Mot sista träningen inför VM-premiären 🫡 #FIFAWorldCup
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Edaureen The Ninth (a.k.a. Doreen Sheridan) 🪷 retweeted
👍 Este vídeo de Noruega deberían copiarlo todas las selecciones. 🙏 Los narradores y comentaristas de todo el mundo lo agradecerían, y mucho.
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Edaureen The Ninth (a.k.a. Doreen Sheridan) 🪷 retweeted
Vik said that he'd bring Calafiori into Sweden's squad so that he could play in the WC when asked abt an arsenal teammate he would bring to Sweden ❤️‍🩹
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He’s a Sir Alex Ferguson son. We don’t claim him. His spot is waiting for him in the Sky Sports Studios. Managing is not his calling.
🚨🚨| BREAKING: Robin van Persie has been 𝐒𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐃 by Feyenoord. ❌🇳🇱
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Edaureen The Ninth (a.k.a. Doreen Sheridan) 🪷 retweeted
Arsenal star Eberechi Eze was NOT having it when the WORST lookalike of his teammate & close friend Declan Rice showed up to KSI’s football lookalike contest 😭⚽️ “You ain’t gonna do my boy like that… My boy’s legs don’t look like that” 🤣
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Edaureen The Ninth (a.k.a. Doreen Sheridan) 🪷 retweeted
Martin Ødegaard leading the Norway national squad on the plane to New York City, taking the ultimate piece of viral banter into the skies with him 😄 nitter.gq/LeoTrossardHQ/status/2…
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Edaureen The Ninth (a.k.a. Doreen Sheridan) 🪷 retweeted
ok so I don't know much about football or about this ollie watkins guy, but if other people in my team were described as "goal machine" and "lightning quick" and I got "MUSIC LOVER" I'd be mad as hell
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