Dwight D. Powell

In my 24s having a Morris Claiborne moment

Wanted to announce my return to the mavs, looking forward to teaming up again with Luka Doncic.

have we asked Iran kindly to open the strait of Hormuz? A please can go a long way, maybe they say yes

My friend just called me “Dude i need help, i think there’s someone in my house, he has a gun” I hung up Weak pitch, provided no incentive, no follow up action for me I resumed cold emailing billionaires Hell have to learn a better way to get my attention if he wants help

Being Asian is just being Jewish without the hate

Just woke up thinking about the war crimes Brian Kelly committed and I’m sick 😔

BKKAK

KYLE, I am inside of you!

I’ve just discovered that mini m&ms have been gradually increasing in size. I’m gonna sue tf out of M&M.

Not on my watch

I’ve got 28 hours of game time in Fall Guys and i regret every last minute. The fact i won’t get that time back is soul crushing

Who has Indiana sacrificed man, what is under that arena?

Passive income or massive cum?

Seashell

I asked for no pickles and they gave me a pickle pounder.