if i don’t get a chance to beat in this lifetime, i’m finding you in the next one and you GOTTA let me then.
i be dirtymacking like a mf. “if i was your ole lady i’d never make you do that.” “she didn’t pack you lunch? smh...”
i am, but when my clit is hard i ain’t too wordy 💯
i have this weird fear that everything is a setup. i’m not schizophrenic, but that’s what a schizophrenic person would say. fuck.
i think it’s extremely disrespectful to refer to yourself as ugly. like, even if you are fr just ignore it tf.
i’m not really great at sexting and i hate that. i never know what to say and edging to me is telling me 20 mins of a Game of Thrones episode bc i refuse to catch up (i don’t want it to end).
daija cartier retweeted
Obama: "I am old enough to remember when a president wearing a tan suit was a major national controversy. They were very upset. And I know I looked good in that suit."
i wanna get mega drunk and sing ‘All I Need’ by Radiohead (and Roman GianArthur’s version) with someone’s son.





