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@dylan1799

NBA free agent | Texas Ex | Jeremy fragrance apologist

 Houston, TX
Joined July 2012
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He saw the vision…
dyl (@dylan1799) profile picturedyl@dylan17996 May 2023
3 drinks in and I’m in Kamala Harris’ dms
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that’s me in the corner that’s me at the bus stop eating my croquetas
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1-800-GAMBLER
NEW YORK SPORTS DESERVE BETTER (@TheBigDiesel2) profile pictureNEW YORK SPORTS DESERVE BETTER@TheBigDiesel221 Mar 2024
Gambling apps should have this feature for days like this. All your gambling tickets on your Lock Screen so you don’t have to log into the app every time you want to check what you have.
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Beat out @_RachelAbraham despite only being in DC for 6 months. She’s just not like that
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Metro Forward (@wmata) profile pictureMetro Forward
@wmata17 Jan 2024
It's time for your mass transit year-in-review. Were you a wizard of the rails?🚄 A baroness of bus service? 🚍 An emissions reductions rockstar? 🌟 Get #YourMetroReport stats 📊 and see how they stack up to others. 🔍 Visit wmata.com/YourMetroReport. #wmata
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Me and my boy after drinking our batch of homemade kombucha
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A live caller tried to get me with a Cars question…it didn't go well for him
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History repeated itself this morning…
Kevin Durant (@KDTrey5) profile pictureKevin Durant
@KDTrey524 Feb 2010
#uever wake up n the middle of da night and think about a girl u like or startin to like and sit at da edge of the bed n say damn i want her
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Abolish vintage resellers!!! You can’t have a “vintage” Myles Garrett jersey – at West University Place, TX
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– at West University Place, TX
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In your city wyd this weekend? @_RachelAbraham – at Washington, DC
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landed in Virginia and the FanDuel app is calling my name like the green goblin mask
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She’s locked in 🫡
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i tried to just text my boyfriend my thoughts instead of tweeting them but then he tweeted what i sent
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I think Im dating one of our generation’s greatest thinkers
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Favorite hobby? Serving the community with the boys – at Houston, TX
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Waiting for them to drop a second nuke in the Oppenheimer post credit scene like it’s a marvel movie – at Houston, TX
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You’re in her DMs. I’m helping her pick a barre studio – at Mesquite, TX
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He bout to get Draymond charged with a RICO
Vice President Kamala Harris Archived (@VP46Archive) profile pictureVice President Kamala Harris Archived
@VP46Archive8 Jul 2023
#DubNation will miss you, Jordan, but welcome to Washington, D.C.
Vice President Harris takes a selfie picture with Jordan Poole.

ALT Vice President Harris takes a selfie picture with Jordan Poole.

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about to buy fire truck sheets at 24 years old – at Mesquite, TX
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this local Indian food restaurant has a great social media presence
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