Scotland, London, music, family, politics, tech

Joined September 2014
You’re taking the piss now. #go
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Trying to decide who should replace Boris Johnson is like trying to decide which toilet to use at Glastonbury.
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You don't see that very often...
FIVE ministers resign in one fell swoop: Kemi Badenoch, Neil O'Brien, Alex Burghart, Lee Rowley and Julia Lopez
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If you're in the UK don't forget that in your justifiable rage re #roevwade that we have a situation in our very own country where women don't enjoy full and equal abortion rights. theguardian.com/world/2022/m…
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Genuinely worth watching until the end.
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It’s time! 2022 Maths Grants are now officially launched! Once again, we’re offering grants of up to £1000 to maths teachers to help them bring a project to life. Link to application form below: jowalterstrust.org.uk/grant-…
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If you or anyone you know is a maths teacher and has a great idea about how to make maths appealing, apply here for some cash to MAKE IT HAPPEN! Please RT @eapbee @Kit_Yates_Maths @abhinaymaths @mathshistory @WhiteRoseMaths @MathsStories @UKMathsTrust @OxUniMaths @nrichmaths
It’s time! 2022 Maths Grants are now officially launched! Once again, we’re offering grants of up to £1000 to maths teachers to help them bring a project to life. Link to application form below: jowalterstrust.org.uk/grant-…
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Just took Dominic Raab to vote, he's registered stupid. In a very loud voice he said: "Which box means I don't have to go on TV & make an absolute tit of myself all the time?" & a cheer went up from all the members of the 1922 committee. #NoConfidence
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Thinking about having kids, the sex part, the pregnancy part & antenatal classes, the actual having a child phase.
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Sparks Flash Mob, kinda. ✨ #SparksTour2022
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My husband has joined a 5-a-side league. He’s taking it seriously. Fast asleep, he has started taking terrifying ‘sleep penalties’. My first warning is a short imaginary run-up. As his toes wiggle, I have resorted to being a weird dream referee and screaming “NO PENALTY” at him.
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Due to a small hole at my curtains, my room sometimes turns into a camera obscura.
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The Royal Albert Hall is delighted to launch its first ever collection of NFTs, as we diversify our offering in the wake of the pandemic. We’ve partnered with CryptoFarm and artist Problematic Dave to create these unique artworks. Full statement here 👉 royalalberthall.com/about-th…
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Just speaking hypothetically, if a world leader was a Russian asset and the Kremlin wanted to protect that asset, what would they be the best thing they could say?
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Sack Patel. Now.
Remember my story of the Ukrainian women in Aberdeen trying to get their family a UK family scheme visa to flee Ukraine? They found out after a whole day filling out one application that the visitor visas (they were granted before war broke out but which were lost by UK) mean
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Pathetic. The UK is not deeply dependant on Russian oil and gas. We can revert to LNG and other sources. This shoudl be done not 'over time' but immediately. Italy and Germany face an extreme challenge, but Britain can act more easily, and should. At once.
NEW: Understand the U.K. government will make an announcement today on how it intends to reduce Russian oil and gas imports over time Announcement expected around 4pm
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Will never tire of watching his ball of the century. RIP Shane Warne ❤️🇦🇺
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