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you face your fear because your goal demands it, thats the warrior spirit. you give something 100% focus because your life depends on it.
Reese is not better than Baun & Quinyon is better than every corner thats EVER been in that program
in case you’re unsure who fucks during the holidays- mac & yams fuck, obviously. cranberry sauce & dressing fuck, its a very hot fuck too. yeast rolls & ham x honey fuck, hard. turkey & mashed potatoes fuck for a long time. sweet potato pie & whip cream fuck till the paint drips
do you understand how much dead money the Eagles would owe if they traded Jordan Davis or Jalen Carter this season? lmfao
With the NFL in dire need for impact interior defenders and the upcoming cap crunch the eagles are facing.
Could they choose to part with one of their young highly paid but underperforming defensive tackles?
Think Jordan Davis could be had with a 2nd and change.
Jalen Carter I wonder what haul he would bring.
If I was Howie I wouldn’t move either but I’m just curious with where the market is at if he will choose to deal or hold
Howie doesn’t do mid season extensions he’s trying to see if he can fleece a first for Ojomo 😂
Per @AlbertBreer, Eagles GM Howie Roseman is telling teams that he isn’t trading IDL Moro Ojomo and is trying to sign him to a contract extension.
In the past, Roseman has talked publicly about how he’s against signing players to contract extensions during the season. We’ll see!
Jeff is a monster, it cost the Bears two firsts for the 29 year old under contract till 2030. Jaguars may genuinely have to send 3 firsts for Jalen Carter. he’s 25 & under contract until 2031. 4 years younger & you control his rights for the next 6 seasons with ZERO new money.
According to James Palmer, the Jaguars wanted Jeffery Simmons, and were willing to pay A LOT.
They didn't get him because as Titans wanted him out of division.
They've been linked to a surprise huge move for Jalen Carter 👀
#Eagles
are… are you fucking retarded?
If I’m Daryl Morey, here’s how I would fix the Sixers TODAY:
1. Trade Joel Embiid to the Kings for Sabonis.
-attach picks if we have to just need to get out of the contract. Sabonis is still an ELITE rebounder and rim protector
2. Trade Jaylen Brown & Dean Wade to the Raptors for RJ Barrett & Quickley.
-RJ & IQ are both rising stars with much higher ceilings. They are a better fit for our younger timeline. Getting another superstar guard in Quickley makes Tyrese Maxey expendable.
3. Swap Tyrese Maxey for Paolo.
-Paolo still has #1 potential waiting to be unlocked and Maxey is peaking so we would be selling him high for a generational superstar. This would be a no brainer.
4. Package Simons & Philon for Quentin Grimes
-Grimes proved last year he will be in this league for a long time. Sixers should realize now they let a good one go and pay a little extra to get him back where he belongs. He would develop into the best POA defender in the league playing next to Barrett.
Final Team:
PG- Immanuel Quickley
SG- Quentin Grimes
SF- RJ Barrett
PF- Paolo Banchero
C- Domantas Sabonis
Thoughts?🙏
not worried about your teammate with an autoimmune disease is quite the take
Draymond Green on Kristaps Porzingis:
"No one’s sitting around bashing this guy or even worried about him, for that matter. In our minds, we’ve moved forward with the players that we have here... you can’t sit and worry about spoiled milk.”
(Via @sam_amick)
