Chief Unity Officer. Unofficial Rockstar Energy Amb. Curbs attack me. Never follow a hippie to a second location.

Washington, USA
Joined June 2008
Replying to @EROSanDiego
Single white dudes walking around LA
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What’s a flame?
President Trump's planned 250-foot-tall arch would cast shadows on many graves and monuments in nearby Arlington National Cemetery, the @washingtonpost's 3-D analysis found. On some days, Trump's arch would even shade the grave and eternal flame of JFK.
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Me trying to care how you slept last night.
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Hmm, I force mom to launder all the bedding and then I get to nap on warm, fresh from the dryer blankets. Win-win!! #DailyDoseofDaisy #DogLife
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Me when you say grey sweats are sexy.
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Oooooooooool... Action shot!
Replying to @MinnieTheGood
Supervisin’ lawns and photos
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The Libertarian Party candidate for North Carolina state senate is currently in the midst of an armed chase and shoot-out with the cops, keeping us posted with live tweets:
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Don’t throw away your vote like a libertarian.
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And people are still wondering why Crumbl franchises are closing. Such a mystery.
Zooey Deschanel does the best Crumbl cookie review I’ve seen. She basically said “nope, nope, hell no, wtf is this, absolutely not, nope. I hate these cookies” 🤣🤣🤣 I love her 🤣🤣🤣
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Whenever you're feeling like the situation is hopeless, just remember this tweet
Happy birthday to this future president.
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I was going to get some coffee here, but I couldn't find it
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The Daily Mail spent years attacking Meghan Markle for distancing herself from her family. Now it’s publishing the evidence for why she did. Congratulations on proving her point.
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End Game
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Seahawks throwback royal blue meets Subaru sapphire blue. Coincidence?
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My inexpert attempt at ratatouille tonight.
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We’ve had this cat bed for 2 years. He never used it. You can’t tell from the pic entirely, but this weekend he flipped it upside down (I watched him do it) and used it. wtf
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The King is dismayed by Prince William’s decision to sell off parts of the Duchy of Cornwall in rural Devon. “It’s absolutely not what the King would ever have done,” says one friend of the monarch in today’s @ObserverUK observer.co.uk/news/national…
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Light and sweet songs sung by Martin Short almost make me want to have a wedding reception. Almost.
marty singing at a wedding recently ✨
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Carlie Irsay-Gordon jotting down how many draft picks she wants in exchange for Jonathan Taylor. The asking price just went up.
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The Niners couldn't handle a full afternoon of Penix.
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