Sacking quarterbacks legally in the NFL requires consent, ass out embrace, a gentle put-down on the ground, while whispering “you’re special, different, and better than everyone else,” and if there’s time, a light kiss on the forehead.

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ebo · Oct 25, 2026 · 10:35 PM UTC

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ebo · Oct 25, 2026 · 10:37 PM UTC

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Last week I said a light pat on the butt between the whisper and the kiss, but that was deemed too aggressive.

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Brett (SaladinoWRLD) 🍺 · Oct 25, 2026 · 10:34 PM UTC

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Brenton Cox should’ve watched this

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how to sack a quarterback in 2026

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ebo · Oct 25, 2026 · 10:23 PM UTC

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this is peak butt hurt flag throwing

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The ref threw the flag from the ground 📺: FOX/FOX One

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ebo · Oct 25, 2026 · 9:36 PM UTC

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@ebosaysOct 25

Trey Smack and Matt LaFleur when it comes time to not get three (3) points

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ebo · Oct 25, 2026 · 8:46 PM UTC

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Too much positivity with the Brewers and Badgers on Twitter. Time for us to get back to what we do best… hate tweeting about the Packers.

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Bango Burner · Oct 25, 2026 · 3:59 AM UTC

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Milwaukee Brewers

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COMEBACK CREW: WORLD SERIES EDITION #WinOurWay x @UWCreditUnion

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ebo · Oct 25, 2026 · 3:16 PM UTC

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me, taking in literally every Brewers content available on the world wide web

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ebo · Oct 25, 2026 · 2:47 AM UTC

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the Wisconsin cuck chair (watching the Packers and Badgers fuck both your teams)

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