ex international swim coach living happy life with my kids learning everyday
melbourne
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They’ve picked the names.
They’ve drawn the pictures.
Now they just need a little help
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Download this app get paid to walk I just leave it on my phone and ignore it
you can follow me on instagram also. im not 100% sure what im doing with it but @bryancraig1981 is me on insta
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6-year-old: How did you get so good?
Me: At what?
6: Eating food.
Me: I practice every day.
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Me: Find your shoes.
4-year-old: They're gone forever.
Me: Where did you look?
4: Nowhere.
Good start.
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My kids were fighting over whether an imaginary cake was strawberry or chocolate.
I told them to just make two imaginary cakes.
They said they didn't have enough ingredients.
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Me: Who messed up the curtains?
4-year-old: Brown Doggy.
Me: Brown Doggy is a stuffed animal.
4: Yeah. He’s really strong.
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4-year-old: I can't find my princess.
Me: You're holding a princess.
4: No, my other princess.
Me: *hands her a princess*
4: No, my other other princess.
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8-year-old: I don't want to go to Hogwarts anymore.
Me: Very mature. Where do you want to go?
8: The Jedi Academy.
The Roomba vacuum cleaner just beat me to a piece of popcorn I dropped on the floor & this is how the war against the machines begins.
FAKE BREEDS I'VE TOLD PEOPLE MY DOG IS AT THE DOG PARK: Venetian Dabney, Brown Feta, Waxbeard, Oxnard Pike, Blue Hustler, High Presbyterian #rt