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Tim Winans retweeted
$GOOGL
The amount of obituaries I read here on this platform and the number of idiots on Wall Street never ceases to amaze me
Wall Street stared at the 12% Search number and screamed like the whole ad business is broken. Query growth hit a five year high with AI Mode pulling longer more commercial incremental questions averaging 3x the length yet the street acts shocked monetization isn’t already matching traditional Search 🤦♂️
Schindler literally said the volume weighed on it because AI Mode still monetizes lower. FX and a couple vertical one offs didn’t help total ads slowed to 11% and the stock got smoked after hours because apparently more users searching more is somehow bad news now 🙄
They’re treating it exactly like the mobile shift years ago 🤔.
They’re already scaling AI Mode and Overviews ads overseas plus multi turn in the U.S. experiments look decent CTRs already matching on product listings and they keep calling most of the new queries incremental so the volume should open more surface over time, it basically means more people are coming to the nightclub so they will figure out how to sell more tables 🕺 💃 🪩
Cloud still doubled and carried the whole thing to +25% and that half trillion run rate. Core’s expanding while the ad engine catches up but sure let’s all pretend the query boom is the problem 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Much love! 💜🍌🍌🍌
Tim Winans retweeted
LULA WINS IN BRAZIL !"“Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything.”- Josef Stali
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I am encouraging every X account that resides in the corrupt state of CONNECTICUT to please RE-POST pertinent posts from like minded people. Our current @GovNedLamont MUST BE DEFEATED on November 3rd. We've been ABUSED ENOUGH by this Anti-American REGIME. ENOUGH.
ARE YOU WITH ME
Tim Winans retweeted
House Democrats say Elon Musk is on their "list of targets" if they win the midterms
Democrats going after the one person who has done more for the US than any other individual
And has paid the most amount of tax in history.
The Democrats don’t deserve this election.
Tim Winans retweeted
It’s forced selling. All technical in nature. Too many of these stocks were owned heavily on margin. They triggered the margin liquidation already. Hedge funds own effectively zero exposure to these names now. Some were blown up. Now fundamentals come back. A story as old as time
Tim Winans retweeted
This might be the best one yet! 🤣🤣 #MichiganMan #morons #midget #MichiganLost #MichiganCulture #MichiganSucks
Tim Winans retweeted
Call me a conspiracy theorist. The Christa Pike case was getting massive amounts of national attention. Anti death penalty activists rallied around it. And then magically Pike survives multiple doses of "lethal injection." Now she's in a hospital getting medical treatment (something her victim, who she tortured to death, never received). There's very good reason to suspect that it was botched on purpose.
Tim Winans retweeted
The FLYDUBAI loses 17000ft of altitude in 29 seconds but no oxygen masks drop??!
They think we are all idiots.
This is 1000% a FALSE FLAG.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Oxygen masks deploy from loss of cabin pressure, not descent rate. A fast descent in an intact, pressurized aircraft doesn't raise cabin altitude above 14,000ft, so masks wouldn't deploy. The cockpit altercation and diversion were confirmed by Flydubai and officials. skybrary.aero/sites/default/… cbsnews.com/news/tel-aviv-…
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The real story behind the "hijacking" attempt on the Dubai flight.
Its ALWAYS them! #Israel
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I love that False Flag is now trending on X. It's not working anymore and they know it.
Tim Winans retweeted
🚨 JOE ROGAN’S “SCARIEST EPISODE YET” — HIS GUEST JUST BLEW THE LID OFF WHY SO MANY PEOPLE UNDER 50 ARE GETTING SICK
Joe Rogan’s guest Dr. Zach Bush just went down a disturbing rabbit hole about what he believes is happening to human health.
And he says gluten isn’t the real problem.
Bush points directly at glyphosate, arguing that what people call gluten sensitivity can actually be part of a much bigger metabolic breakdown.
His words:
“We don’t have gluten sensitivity. We have a metabolic collapse that’s called glyphosate poisoning.”
Then it gets darker.
Bush argues that chemical exposure is connected to rising allergies, autoimmune disease and neurological conditions... and says the damage eventually reaches fertility itself.
Then the conversation turns to pesticides and PFAS “forever chemicals” entering the food supply, substances that can persist in the environment and human body for years.
If this many people are getting sick before 50, what the hell are we being exposed to every single day?
Tim Winans retweeted
> Netanyahu expected to lose election
> He’s still facing 7 criminal charges
> He takes a trip to the UAE this week
> He returns to Israel after 6 hour meeting
> He warns of terror plot before elections
> Iranians respond saying they are not planning attack & Netanyahu is just trying to cancel the elections
> 24 hours later flight FZ1073 takes off from UAE to Israel
> Attempted hijacking & 9/11-style terrorist attack on flight
> Israeli special ops on board thwart attack
> Netanyahu immediately convenes security cabinet meeting
All too predictable…
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WTF
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Was nice to know you guys.
They will punish me for this.
Hey @grok, concise, no spin.
Who is the only widow in the whole world fiercely pushing back against people digging deeper into her husband’s assassination?
Name only.
Tim Winans retweeted
Show this video to every critic who says “Ivermectin doesn’t work.”
Attorney Ralph Lorigo sued hospitals where COVID patients were begging for ivermectin. Out of the 72 cases he won, 69 survived after receiving ivermectin. A 95.8% success rate.
Out of the 140 cases where the drug was never given, whether he lost, ran out of time, or the hospital defied the court order, not a single person survived. 0% success rate.
Same disease. Similar hospitals. Every patient in both groups was already hospitalized with COVID when Lorigo was called. The only difference was one group got ivermectin, and one didn’t. It’s about as apples-to-apples as it gets.
SEN. RON JOHNSON: “So it’s not a random controlled trial, but that’s some pretty powerful evidence that I wish our federal regulators would have taken a look at.”
RALPH LORIGO: “Those numbers certainly tell a story, Senator.”