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Park@ParkHousandNov 7

Delivery fee is where I decide if I really want that thing or not

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$BN 🖤@biggNeduNov 7

He that is in me , wetin dey supp? Until I craze ?

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@MubharaqONov 7

As I Dey pray for open doors, I still Dey observe windows .

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i'm the cheapest date ever, like we can literally go get ice cream, sit in the park and talk.

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Foza Billions (The Oracle)

This country dey rage Bait me Gann I went clubbing because light no dey my house, WHY DID THE GENERATOR DIE IN THE MIDDLE OF OBLEE?

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@virtuousiiNov 7

I’m up at 1am ranting about the government to someone I’m supposed to be talking about love with. Fuckkkkk!

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HANNIE🧚‍♀️🌸🖤

@Hannie11111111Nov 6

Naked cuddles are nice, but naked cuddles that turn into round two? Better.

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R@RotimyRudeBoiNov 7

Me,i no dey ignore signs o..Once i notice am,i move accordingly.Benefit of doubt ke? Lai lai

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@SurebreedNov 7

And if you get pregnant by me, contact my mum. She handles all that shit. 😭

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d@c0uragee_Nov 6

gua ternyata sekesepian ini ya? untuk sekedar main keluar aja bingung mau sama siapa, tapi yaudah gua juga bisa sendiri ko

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"☠︎︎"@imoleswurldNov 6

i literally go from app to app, i don't have nobody to talk to fr😭

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P E T E R.🦖@Pet3r_xavioNov 6

A young man who goes around making promises to beautiful women with no intention of keeping them is called a promising young man.

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乂@forthedamnhoesNov 6

flirting is easy until you have to flirt with someone you actually want.

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𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝙰𝙻𝙻🥷🏾

@alithasimpNov 5

How tf did birds even know exactly where to deliver a letter back then? 😭😭

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ً@artfuIchaosNov 5

disturb me. update me. show your jealous side. yap non stop. spam me photos/texts. tell me how your day went. show me your fit. call me anytime. i love all that

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Jose@Jose90491864Nov 5

It's unreal that a lazy retard like me is in charge of the rest of my life

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make i just guide like mad, i go find admission go one poly, make i just use like 2 years knack girls, then drop out. just for the plot

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@AjayHadiya6Nov 5

I met the saddest version of myself this year. I lost my spark, my peace of mind, my motivation and parts of myself I don’t even know how to get back. I spent so much time just trying to survive that I barely recognised the person I was becoming. This year took more out of me than I’ll ever be able to explain.

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@nathehinon_Nov 4

Abeg any upcoming artist wey wan release any sorrowful struggle music abeg hit me up. Make I pour my mind for verse 2

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2027 is so close but 2026 will forever be the year i met the saddest and strongest version of myself

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