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Natasha is pulling the antivax trick of prevent must mean "100%". Because she's an antivaxxer, and uses this one definition this once. Here are some other things that Natasha must get mad at, because she's logically consistent and not a total antivax blowhard: Condoms prevent STDs Condoms prevent pregnancy Seatbelts prevent injuries Seatbelts prevent death "Only YOU can prevent forest fires" The pill prevents pregnancy IUDs prevent pregnancy Vasectomy prevents pregnancy PrEP prevents HIV Prenatal folic acid prevents neural tube defects Airbags prevent head injuries Car seats prevent infant deaths Antilock brakes prevent skids Crumple zones prevent crash forces reaching the cabin Guardrails prevent cars leaving the road Speed limits prevent fatalities Rumble strips prevent run-off-road crashes Designated drivers prevent drunk driving deaths Winter tires prevent loss of control Backup cameras prevent driveway deaths Smoke detectors prevent fire deaths Sprinkler systems prevent fire spread Fire extinguishers prevent small fires becoming big ones Fire doors prevent flashover Controlled burns prevent wildfires Carbon monoxide detectors prevent poisoning Childproof caps prevent poisonings Pool fences prevent drownings Stair gates prevent falls Non-slip mats prevent bathroom falls GFCI outlets prevent electrocution Hard hats prevent head injuries Steel-toed boots prevent crush injuries Safety goggles prevent eye injuries Earplugs prevent hearing loss Harnesses prevent falls from height Lockout/tagout prevents machinery deaths Helmets prevent brain injury Mouthguards prevent dental injuries Shin pads prevent fractures Warming up prevents muscle strains Life jackets prevent drowning Lifeguards prevent drownings Statins prevent heart attacks Antihypertensives prevent strokes Aspirin prevents secondary cardiac events Anticoagulants prevent clots Insulin prevents diabetic complications Antibiotics prevent surgical site infections Antimalarials prevent malaria Colonoscopy prevents colon cancer Mammograms prevent breast cancer deaths Pap smears prevent cervical cancer deaths Sunscreen prevents skin cancer Fluoride prevents cavities Brushing prevents tooth decay Flossing prevents gum disease Mouthguards at night prevent enamel wear Handwashing prevents infection Sterile technique prevents contamination Compression stockings prevent DVT Physiotherapy prevents re-injury Falls programs prevent hip fractures Naloxone prevents overdose deaths Methadone prevents relapse Lithium prevents manic episodes SSRIs prevent depressive relapse Clozapine prevents rehospitalization Safe storage prevents suicide deaths Pasteurization prevents foodborne illness Refrigeration prevents spoilage Chlorination prevents cholera Food inspection prevents outbreaks Cooking meat thoroughly prevents salmonella Crop rotation prevents soil depletion Pesticides prevent crop loss Quarantine prevents livestock disease spread Grain drying prevents mould Boiling water prevents giardia Insulation prevents heat loss Vapour barriers prevent moisture damage Seismic retrofits prevent building collapse Levees prevent flooding Sea walls prevent storm surge damage Lightning rods prevent fire Rust-proofing prevents corrosion Maintenance prevents equipment failure Redundancy prevents system outages Locks prevent burglary Alarm systems prevent break-ins Security cameras prevent theft Two-factor authentication prevents account takeover Passwords prevent unauthorized access Antivirus software prevents infection Firewalls prevent intrusion Backups prevent data loss Contracts prevent disputes Insurance prevents financial ruin Audits prevent fraud Prenups prevent litigation Escrow prevents fraud in transactions Sunglasses prevent eye damage Moisturizer prevents chapping Stretching prevents cramps Sleep prevents burnout Studying prevents failing Proofreading prevents typos Checklists prevent errors Deodorant prevents odour Umbrellas prevent getting soaked Salting roads prevents ice Shovelling prevents roof collapse Winter coats prevent hypothermia Bug spray prevents bites Tick checks prevent Lyme disease Leashes prevent dogs running into traffic Vet flea treatment prevents infestation

Canadian Prime Minister on potential retaliation for Trump’s tariffs: Canada provides 99% of America’s natural gas imports, 85% of US electricity imports, 60% of US crude oil imports - “I don’t think they want us to stop sending any of that energy” Trump is a fucking idiot.

My friend fell asleep at the wheel. Hit the ditch doing 120+ km on the highway. Car flipped. Ended up in the ditch. Truck driver that saw it, didn’t want to stop because he “didn’t want to see dead bodies” Car was written off. I was the passenger. Got flung around like a rag doll. I almost bit my tongue off. Putting water in my mouth felt like fire. A year later, I was fine. Two can play this game.

Three Giants pitchers wore Bible verses on their Pride Night caps during Friday’s game. MLB has since issued a warning to them.

MPs urge action to undercut 'manosphere' by tackling anti-women ideology ctvnews.ca/politics/article/…

Soon you’ll be arrest for your denialism of what you’re spewing. Can’t come soon enough.

Today is Election Day in University—Rosedale, Scarborough Southwest, and Terrebonne.   Your voice matters — so don’t forget to get out and vote. Polls are open from 8:30 a.m. to 8:30 p.m.

Canada is the best country on earth. Yes, it has problems. But if your only solution is complain all day on @X, then you're part of the problem.

Seriously, if you guys don't knock this dumbfuckery off, I'm going to cross the aisle.