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Joined September 2017
Ángela Karime Venegas Hernández. Remember the name. Girls who invent things deserve better than “a 16-year-old student”.
Uma estudante de 16 anos criou um aparelho que apaga o fogo usando SOM, sem água ou produtos químicos. A invenção conquistou uma medalha de ouro na Indonésia.
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this deserves to be on your timeline once again
Palestinian journalist plays with a little baby boy who survived an lsraeli airstrike, Gaza.
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opening a movie theater that electrocutes you if you pull your phone out
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Type of ending that had you staring at a blank wall with your jaw still on the floor😭🔥
1 year ago today, the First Episode for the ‘IT: Welcome To Derry’ series premiered on HBO Max. 🎈
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Greatest Halloween decoration EVER.
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i’m such a “look at the moon” person
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Now that the results are out, wrap up ALLLL #BallonDor discussions by midnight tonight😑 Yall exhausted the fock out of this year's campaigns enough!!!
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Mbappe didn't win but at least its not Yamal
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At least Kylian give some applause and expression was light, Lamine ain't even bother faking a smile nothing for those cameras🤣 Could swear the man retiring soon and this year was his last chance at getting the award!!! #BallonDor
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Not even watching the show, only periodically refreshing the TL to see whatever results rolls in and honestly, no award event pertaining to any sport should be 5 hours plus🤦‍♀️🤣 So unnecessarily extra #BallonDor
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Off topic, seeing Vozinha at the award ceremony brings me immense joy😢💚
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Exactly why I be standing far away when it starts LMFAOOOOOOOO
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The way this isn't even headcanon 🤣😭 He will actually do this if the opportunity presents itself
"The Ballon d'or winner is … Michael Olise." Michael Olise:
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Brazil has a transgender congresswoman, talk about progression.
LULA celebrates his reelection alongside ERIKA HILTON, a Brazilian transgender congresswoman!
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Walked in with the intention of ragebaiting but ended up getting dog walked🤣🔥 Also that man's racist radar is on point🎯
OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭
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Solid joke👌🤣🤣
Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads
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2015 was the beginning of the end for me when it came to the Ballon D'or. 2024 was the final nail in the coffin of respect I had for the award🤷‍♀️😂
after this shit, anyone can win and i will not care
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And for a plot twist they should give it to Messi😱🤣😭 Fock up everybody's favs
🚨 BREAKING: There is CHAOS at the Ballon d’Or. The official website has suddenly published 3 articles announcing 3 different winners. Organisers are in SHOCK, and investigating what's going on. @MailSport
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You have to be the lowest of lowlife, most disturbed of disturbed individuals, the stinkiest load of shit, to call the police on a 3 year boy just cuz he's playing football well. You deserve a life of only hardship✌😀
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shout out to jasmine!! i love her rice
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