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eggpie

@eggslut2

resigning myself to losing main, slowly following back

 Washington, USA
Joined January 2019
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wow this freak is looking for about 3000 of his worst enemies
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Sarin@ToxicWeave23h
Anything that's wrong with Dante I just think "Theater Kid" and it's all explained
Lily🌼diphylleia grayi (@akuhopkins) profile pictureLily🌼diphylleia grayi@akuhopkinsOct 28
Dante drinking bath water is a thing that can happen in the game
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Dietrich dialogue really is just 𝕶𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖒𝖊 𝖎𝖋 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖒𝖚𝖘𝖙. (turns around) 𝕯𝖔 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖑𝖎𝖐𝖊 𝖈𝖆𝖙𝖘
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“kill them with kindness” WRONG!!!! LIZARD ATTACK 🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎
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Slime@itsadrianslime4h
Legit question for Dagsion citizens - How do I kill the 30-50 poisonous bears that run around my street while my small kids play
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why shaped so shapely❔❔❔. . . very shaped.....
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It's cool that Goliath is a chainsaw man fan
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Ultima@UltimaShadowX10h
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almond (@sleepyalmondx) profile picturealmond@sleepyalmondx21h
“Tits or ass” bro her unshakeable urge to kiII
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um its called subject research...
mj genderman (@pepsionthehouse) profile picturemj genderman@pepsionthehouseOct 28
bertrand is literally in jail but dantes probably eating the dagsion equivalent of cup noodles and drinking bathwater. what's wrong with her
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please give me things to read or watch while waiting for my heart to stabilize today <33 theory or silly things or anything really. they have me on so much for the pain etc but i really cannot turn my brain off it's a problem lol
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bro we dont have melanin
hi bab (@Bab28lfc) profile picturehi bab@Bab28lfcOct 28
how white people look at you when you put the big light on instead of the lamp
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Dude my mom has her living room set up like a goddamn hospital it’s so white and bright and clinical and cold like the white people are right about this one
hi bab (@Bab28lfc) profile picturehi bab@Bab28lfcOct 28
how white people look at you when you put the big light on instead of the lamp
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NINE-UP@NINEUP516h
Seeing Americans coaching french people on how to properly insult us feels like this
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Nova 💫 (@TheNovaPlayss) profile pictureNova 💫
@TheNovaPlayssOct 28
Now we’re cooking 😭😭😭
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can i come over and bother you
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Kaleji@residentJihadi6h
THE ALL KNOWING AMERICAN, THE CHOSEN OF GOD HAD SPOKEN!, I BOW DOWN IN WORSHIP! I BEG FOR YOUR FORGIVENESS. DO NOT BESEECH ME! O BEING OF PERFECTION! I BEG YOU!
Locke (@Ba_al__Zebub) profile pictureLocke@Ba_al__Zebub6h
Replying to @residentJihadi
I am not asking for you to bow. I am saying you need to know your true enemy and it isn't the American civilian population. It is a small influence network of Zionists who run American foreign policy by buying off and blackmailing government officials in the US.
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fire emblem isn't about the story, the gameplay, or even the characters. it's about roughly Thirty Poisonous Bears
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El resplandor (1980) Dir: Stanley Kubrick
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Boon@faintchirp14h
i think about this photo at least once every 30 minutes... it too cute.... like your fav little treat is a few sips of milk... are you kidding... and you're a little bird.... how am i supposed to handle this
apiaster awesome (@piciformes) profile pictureapiaster awesome@piciformesOct 28
unfathomable greed
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Jess “unauthorised woman” (@UnauthWoman) profile pictureJess “unauthorised woman”@UnauthWoman20h
interacting with some of my coworkers feels like I’m the one human on a planet full of beasts
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duolo@alovelypear18h
boing
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