2x astronaut applicant/reject
Utah, USA
Joined March 2011
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Lately, I've been encouraging my wife to drive our Tesla more, hoping that she'll see the light and want a Model Y L next.
It's working.
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I don't want to go to Costco outside of executive hour ever again. Samples aren't worth it.
I had heard that near closing time on Fridays is also a good time to go, but that seems not to apply in Utah. 🤷♂️
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Life is better when it's football season than when it isn't football season.
Not all of the credit belongs to football itself, but some does.
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Multiview on YouTube TV is nice, but I wish it let me rank the 4 games by priority, and automatically handled going full-screen on the highest priority game that is not showing a commercial or halftime.
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When I was a kid, the best way to start a day off of school was cereal in front of The Price Is Right (starring Bob Barker).
My kids will never know that joy.
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I think Peaks Ice Arena has had the same CD jammed in its stereo system since I was in college.
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I'm supposed to take a red jersey to hockey because our opponents' jerseys are too similar to our regular grays.
I'm getting this throwback out.
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Someday I'll tell my sweet girls about 9/11, but not this year.
I'm in no hurry to introduce that darkness to their innocent little minds.
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I don't always take cold showers, but I like having the option.
At our old house in Texas, during peak summer, the "cold" water came out around 91°F. 🥵
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I woke up after the explosion, saw what happened, and hurried to the SpaceX HQ. My manager had called a meeting. I detoured to fill up my water on the way to the conference room.
I chose a donut from the box by the door and took a seat as others entered.
Happy 10 year anniversary to the legendary ULA sniper who "allegedly" one-tapped Falcon 9 and sent AMOS-6 to the shadow realm!! 🔥🔥🔥
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Yeah definitely the wrong room. I gathered my notebook, water, and donut fragment and hurried out as Elon approached.
Got back to my desk and saw that our team meeting had gotten bounced from that conference room during the time I had gone to fill up my cup. 🤦♂️
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"We brought this item back, but just for a limited time. And it used to be $1, but now it's $3. You're welcome!" -@tacobell
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