Shaped by @OAUniversity @OxfordSBS. Lived in 🇳🇬🇬🇧🇺🇸🇮🇳. Software. Tradfi, Crypto. Ex $GS. Find me in LDN/NYC/DTX. SMB investor/acquirer. ETA believer.

Dallas, TX
Joined September 2010
This is me now and I don’t even yet own a Tesla. Except it’s an ultra luxury car for occasional use, if it’s won’t drive itself, I don’t want it for my own use *at any price*.
I can’t even imagine not having full self driving now. Put it in whatever box you need to I don’t even care about the rest of the car.
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Definitely me. I’ve picked up my cocktail making hobby again. Brushing it up this time to becoming a pro bartender - one that actually makes cocktails from scratch, not pre-made as most bars do nowadays. I think I will make it.
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Sir Harry Kane 🏆
Where do I begin? That was an evening I'll never forget. It’s an incredible honour to receive the Ballon d’Or award after a year full of goals, trophies and special milestones. Thank you to all the staff and my teammates at @england and @fcbayern, as well as family, friends and everyone who’s supported me – this wouldn’t be possible without you all. Thank you to everyone who has sent a kind message, social media post - I appreciate every single one of them. This will live long in the memory. 🙌🏆❤️
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That will be me next election. Dems at the center, Republicans at local.
Someone explain this Are there really a bunch of Texans voting for Greg Abbott for governor but Talarico for senate? 🤔
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💯. He lost so much due to being loyal to his former employer. He could have been cooking in Europe much earlier. Got their in the end and super pleased for him.
Harry Kane going from football’s most famous trophyless player to a Ballon d’Or winner might be the greatest example of why changing employers can improve your life.
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oga ... retire from politics. Na god i take beg you.
When a game about life in Lagos can raise half a million dollars soon after launch, our young developers are telling us something: the next global entertainment industry can be built right here. I will support e-sports leagues and tournaments, offer incentives for gaming infrastructure, and back Nigerian game developers with grants, incubators, and export platforms. Our gamers are not wasting time; they are building an industry. - AA ​ techcabal.com/2026/10/09/lag…
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I have been saying this for years. Since 1 man 1 vote was introduced thousands of years ago, our societies have become much more complex requiring higher levels of cognition to participate productively. We need civil IQ test and a weighted voting system.
Replying to @2147mill
You should sit an IQ test before being able to vote. A English person who thinks the capital of England is Manchesrer cant possibly understand what they are voting on
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Man I love westerners and how they standup to their government. Where I come from, some idiotic minister said yesterday that it’s insulting to tell a president to resign.
🚨 BREAKING: "You're a criminal. I know you can hear us with those big ears of yours. You're Israel's puppet! You'll never become president." Rubio didn't know how to respond, so he walked away looking extremely upset.
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I loooove this guy. Smoke his ass 🤣🤣😂
El-Sayed: In my Neurology unit, I would have to give that MOCA exam, that cognitive test he's so proud of… The only people you give that test to are people who you worry may have cognitive deficits. By definition, if you’re taking one of those tests, something is wrong.  And you know the doctor who gave it to him was like, I just want to see how smart you are, sir. And he's like, me too. He brags about having taken it. He's like I remembered the rhinoceros. You're like Habibi, everybody remember the rhinoceros. And the funny thing about it is, you know, he's taken it multiple times. So he's not even bragging about the first time he took it. He's like, I took it the 1st time and then I took it the 2nd time. So with Donald Trump, you can't blame him for this, he's just dumb. But for Mike Rogers, can you imagine how small of a human being you have to be to know that he has real deficits and to just nod your head approvingly at the most ridiculous shit that the man proposes?
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“Mobilization” is costly sir. To convince our voters that we will bring prosperity when elected, we have to present them a prosperous front today so they see glimpse of their future.
Each of the SUVs in this video costs more than ₦100 million. I wonder how many world-class ambulances the millions being spent on these vehicles could buy. What a pity! xitter.cf/dayoisrael/status/2114…
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Congratulations oh. Good to see dividends of democracy coming to the youths 👍🏼
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Cancelling my preorder. We’ll try this again after 1 year of mass adoption.
How is the literal Apple Store app not optimized for iPhone Duo?
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No matter the result, the damage Satanyahu has done to Israel will remain for many many decades to come. It will take Israel a ton of work to get their reputation back. Goodluck to Israelis in their election.
72 hours until the election. Four years of fighting. Over 1,000 protests. Tonight, hundreds of thousands of Israelis took to the streets for the last time to say: WE ARE NOT OUR GOVERNMENT. In 3 days, Netanyahu will be history, like many tyrants before him. He and his racist, fascist clowns will face the courts on their way to jail, and Israel will belong to its people again. The insanity ends here. Israel starts the shift to a brighter future, and the rest of the world must follow! Video by Amir Goldstein
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Evidence number 35 million to never vote a Republican president.
With 2025's jobs numbers being revised down 90%, here are the updated jobs numbers from the past 37 years, 8 months. George H.W. Bush (R): +2.617M (4 years) Bill Clinton (D): +22.800M (8 years) George W. Bush (R): +1.350M (8 years) Barack Obama (D): +12.503M (8 years) Donald Trump (R): -2.470M (4 years) Joe Biden (D): +16.200M (4 years) Donald Trump (R): +734k (1 year, 8 months) Republican Presidents: +2.231M (17 years, 8 months) Democratic Presidents: +51.503M (20 years) #VoteBlue2026 #VoteBlueToFixThis
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The baddest campaigner I’ve seen in my lifetime. What a smooth mfer ❤️
OBAMA: Some people say Abdul didn’t like some of the things you did as president. So Abdul didn't agree with some things. You know who else doesn't agree with everything I do. Michelle Obama.
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If you couldn’t read a simple game like this one, you should not be a manager. Never rooting for Alonso. Piss poor, poor manager.
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Took out Hato for some unknown Spanish who has now misplaced two passes in 10 minutes. Hato misplaced none in 60 minutes. This is madness.
How did Xabi Alonso play football for 25 years and still shockingly poor at reading games? If you couldn’t see that Quenda change from 30th minute, you have no business in coaching. And when he finally made it, he made the wrong sub. I’m not sure he’s a great manager.
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How did Xabi Alonso play football for 25 years and still shockingly poor at reading games? If you couldn’t see that Quenda change from 30th minute, you have no business in coaching. And when he finally made it, he made the wrong sub. I’m not sure he’s a great manager.
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He made a smart decision to dissociate from Democrat “influencers” who never talk about real issues, only about race and genitalia. It’s refreshing to hear him and Abdul who are focused on debating real issues instead of picking fights with everyone else. Go Talarico. Boo you.
Caught up with Jasmine Crockett in Arlington, TX this week. Asked if Talarico was now doing enough to attract Black voters, she said: “It is my hope.” -She says Talarico never asked her to campaign with him. "I was just going to leave that for after the campaign.” -Crockett expressed surprise the Talarico team had not brought on board her top strategist behind Black voter turnout in her primary, who offered them his assistance. -Says she's OK with it all b/c it is his strategy to distance himself from big-name Democrats and instead is going after independents and Republican cross-over voters. Story here: nbcnews.com/politics/2026-el…
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“mobilization” cost na. 10 billion pere? Good luck to the “task force”.
Presidency creates Ebola task force, puts non-expert Chief of Staff Femi Gbajabiamila in charge, and releases N10bn at once.
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