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Classical Liberal.🐘 Traditional Protestant.πŸ™ Award Winning Editorial Cartoonist.πŸ† Russian Bot. πŸ‡·πŸ‡ΊπŸ€– Honorary Scientist.πŸ§ͺ Pronouns: (told/you/so) 🧠

Kansas City; Northeast
Joined February 2009
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Challenging folks' ideas is a sign of respect. Treat folks as thinking agents with the ability to decide what they believe, rather than products of their cultural environments. We can respect people and respectfully disagree with their ideas. πŸ§ βš‘πŸ’―
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elBryan πŸ₯ƒ retweeted
You started this shit, asshole.
Barack Obama: "I am tired of being divided! I want friendship and neighborliness!"
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elBryan πŸ₯ƒ retweeted
I haven't followed the outrage cycles this week so I don't really know why conservative influencers are pretending to care deeply about the Cheesecake Factory, but the correct opinion is that CF is a notch better than most sit down chain restaurants simply because the food is actually fresh while Applebee's, Chili's, Outback etc is all stale reheated soggy salty slop not fit to be consumed by dogs much less human beings. But CF still isn't especially good, and their menu is so vast that they can't possibly hope to excel at all of the dishes or actually any of them, and if you live somewhere that has one then you also almost certainly have local restaurants that are much better and fresher and probably not much more expensive or maybe even cheaper.
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elBryan πŸ₯ƒ retweeted
Some of yall are gonna feel so stupid for falling for this free Palestine shit some day lol
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A progressive friend of mine posted on Facebook that ICE pulled his friends over on their way to work, looked at their IDs, and then let them go. The comments were flooded with people screaming about how racist and oppressive it was and called for people to vote for Democrats.
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I moved out of that community after nearly 40 years because it felt like the white progressives that lived there were more focused on protecting criminals than they were about making sure the drug dealers and human traffickers were held accountable. It's surreal to watch.
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I'll use this story to ask folks to vote GOP. The left has gone totally bonkers. If you're struggling to afford *anything* I promise, it's not that billionaires or the GOP screwed you over.β€”it's that Democrats have been using tax dollars to support fraud and illegal immigration.
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elBryan πŸ₯ƒ retweeted
Reminder that the real villain in Ghosbusters is the EPA.
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Happy 10 year anniversary to the greatest L of all time
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If your church says homosexuality and abortion are sins, but you are forgiven if you accept Jesus as your Savior, it's probably a decent church. If your church says the Bible doesn't condemn homosexuality or abortion, you don't go to a church, you go to a social club.
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I made a decision to take my son to see Wildwood last night rather than watch the Chiefs vs Seahawks, and that turned out to be an excellent choice. Wildwood is possibly the most impressive animated film ever made. Laika has pushed the boundaries to new levels. Simply amazing.
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elBryan πŸ₯ƒ retweeted
The solution to bringing down the price of diesel is not to vote for the party that supports transitioning America off fossil fuels entirely.
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elBryan πŸ₯ƒ retweeted
IF Trump had not shut down the border almost two years ago…. We would be burning like France right now. And that’s the TRUTH
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elBryan πŸ₯ƒ retweeted
If Donald Trump's story doesn't inspire you, I don't know what will. The man is the epitome of perseverance, resilience, and success. Knocked down countless times, yet he keeps getting back up. His determination is nothing short of extraordinary.
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elBryan πŸ₯ƒ retweeted
The Palestinian flag is the new Swastika
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Christians don’t β€œfollow” Donald Trump … we follow Jesus. We vote for Trump and Republicans because the alternative is to vote for Democrats who support every ungodly policy imaginable.
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elBryan πŸ₯ƒ retweeted
Once President Trump defeats Iran, the only major enemy of the United States left will be the Democrat Party. We can help Trump defeat them by voting Red this November.
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elBryan πŸ₯ƒ retweeted
By the way, Obama -- who has very large skeleton closet of anti-Semitism and and anti-Americanism -- coming out swinging in defense of Ilan Omar, in spite of emerging and damning facts, should probably dissuade you from thinking he has any sense of shame, propriety, or judgment.
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elBryan πŸ₯ƒ retweeted
If someone from Somalia with a fake identity can serve in the United States Congress for years without getting caught, imagine still believing that illegals aren’t voting in U.S. elections.
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elBryan πŸ₯ƒ retweeted
It’s funny when the media that covered for Bidden tells you stuff you knew 6 years ago
BREAKING: Two ex-FBI officials have been charged with making false statements about Hunter Biden’s laptop. abcnews.link/WaPvoTU?utm_sou…
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