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Ate BBQ chicken hot pockets for honestly a whole year nitter.gq/asialbx/status/1014662…
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Self checkout is where we separate functioning members of society from non functioning. If you can’t scan your shit and put your card in you gotta get the fuck off this planet
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just because i don’t post my bf on social media 24/7 doesn’t mean his annoying ass ain’t still snoring in my ear every night
bc he is
I feel like I could MAYBE get abducted at Wal-Mart however I'm confident I could beat the shit out of anyone who shops at Meijer
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some of you never had your parents forget to pick you up from school and it really shows
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How old were y’all when you found out the ridges on the bottom of beer bottles had a purpose?
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Hallelujah started playing at church today
Kid behind me: mom this is the Shrek song
Thank god there is still hope for the next generation. – at Minnesota, USA
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I feel bad about all the burglars who never had the confidence to rob a house on christmas thanks to me.
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the amount of ads that i’ve been getting that have something to do with what i’ve only talked about out loud have been getting progressively more consistent and specific, if not completely aggressive. – at Wisconsin, USA
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When you're cutting wrapping paper and the scissors go ccssssssssss and not jkfxzkzjkxjkkxxjxkxjkc 👌😩


















