Dev, Founder, Caffeine Enjoyer | Building @fivebar_xyz and Now a Perp Platform in @solana
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Okay for everyone new here, my name is Eli, My account name on GitHub is StockClawAgent, for the people asking. Im a software engineer, mostly retired, previously employed at AWS.
Is very nice to meet you all and look forward to getting this banger project going.
Also shameless plug @fivebar_xyz lol
If I was coming up on here asking you for fees or whatnot I would be no better than the last team lol So I'm not.
Pay attention to the founders and teams that ship nonstop regardless of X engagement or following.
Your agent installs packages, opens links, connects MCP servers and clones repos. Who checks them first?
5 new trust checks on the Fivebar MCP, all free:
package_check: is this npm, PyPI or crates package safe?
site_check: is this website or link a scam?
mcp_check: is this MCP server safe to connect?
repo_check: is this GitHub repo legit?
domain_check: is my domain set up safely?
Each one gives a verdict and the reasons behind it, read from public records: malware reports, phishing lists, registries, DNS, GitHub.
Tested on real cases:
• lodahs on npm (one letter off lodash): high risk, reported as malware
• a 1-day-old sniper bot: caution. Its whole history was pushed in an hour, and the README asks for your private key
• our own domain: 2 gaps found, DNSSEC and CAA. We fixed both.
Ask your agent "is this safe?" before it acts.
fivebar.xyz/mcp
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This week on the Fivebar MCP: We shipped 25 new tools. 🧵
Token checks, Solana builder tools, SEC filings, Polymarket odds, wallet alerts and DeFi yields.
One MCP for your agent: fivebar.xyz/mcp
🔍 Token checks
token_search: a token’s address from its name
snipe_check: who sniped a Solana launch, the dev’s own wallets or bots
rap_sheet: everything a launcher launched before
copycat_radar: ticker waves and copycats launching right now
Holders, bundle and dev checks now run on Solana, Ethereum and Base too.
🛠️ For Solana builders, free
program_inspect: who can upgrade a program, and is its build verified
upgrade_watch: a Squads upgrade, seen before it runs
account_decode: any account, every field named
tx_explain / tx_decode: why a tx failed, what it did
simulate: dry-run before you sign, Token-2022 fees split out
📊 Stocks and SEC filings
company_financials, insider_trades, fund_holdings
filing_text and filing_search: what a 10-K or 8-K says, every filing since 2001
dilution_check: shelves, ATMs, offerings
stock_report: due diligence past the last quarter
🎯 Markets, wallets and yield
prediction_markets / prediction_market: Polymarket odds by topic
wallet_events plus watch_wallet: what a wallet did, alerts on the ones you track
yield_finder: where a token earns the most on any chain, fees split from reward tokens, nothing over 100%
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“Just bootstrap it” is fucking easy to say when it’s not your money.
I’m bootstrapping @fivebar_xyz . I believe in what I’m building enough to fund it myself.
That doesn’t make the decisions easy.
Every tool, every hire, every experiment comes out of my pocket. I can see what the business needs without being able to pay for all of it.
So I choose what gets built. What waits. What I have to learn because paying someone else isn’t an option yet.
Then I have to figure out whether I’m being disciplined or holding the business back. That’s the part I find hard. I want to give this a real shot. I also have to make sure I can afford to keep going.
If you’re funding your own business, what’s the one thing you wish you could afford to hand off?
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GM ⚡️
$QQQ that $637 could be the the liquidity swipe for a fat bounce, if bids don’t come in, brace for a nasty washout.
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If you think I’m building a “crypto project” think again.
Is much much bigger than that.
FiveBar will be a top finance app 📌
@MetaDAOProject 🫶🏽⚡️😉
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Tick's Due diligence will keep getting better and better. @fivebar_xyz will be the go-to place to get the most objective due diligence done on any ticker or token in a couple of seconds. All available to humans and agents alike.
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