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Geological woman

rough surf on the coast
Joined July 2025
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My answer to YWNBAW is that I'm not responsible for the current limitations of medical science.
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Unfortunately, wearing a pushup bra makes me feel like a faker. I'm getting too close to the uncanny valley. Last week I failed a job interview because I made an insecure impression. Today I had to say "It's Ma'am" again at the dentist, where they should know who I am.
Today's highlight: I got a bra fitted for the first time. Now I'm proud to fill a B cup (a pushup bra two band sizes smaller than I expected).
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Update: the pushup bra looks better when I wear 3 layers on top (4 layers would make it invisible). I looked fine during my comedy act tonight.
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Elle Brinker retweeted
Prepare for mental health discourse during the holidays. Freddie deBoer, who's bipolar and has been committed during a psychotic mania, wrote a book attacking the 'gentrification of disability' in mental health. To be published on October 27.
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Elle Brinker retweeted
Why did no one tell me some surgeons started doing seeded Acellular Dermal Matrix vaginoplasty 😭 this is literally the best thing ever cuz wdym you can grow your own vaginal lining now holy shit
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Elle Brinker retweeted
my friends and i are literally looking into taking it over
Last Ditch, also known as the "COVID-conscious Western Massachusetts lesbian bar," is closing effective immediately.
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🤡 Pagliacci Therapy: Feeling better now that I'm writing down jokes for my 7-minute comedy act tonight. In English this time!
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Elle Brinker retweeted
This lizard ate him tf up
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This must have been the moment Bolsonaro lost the election. Fascists can't hide their cruelty.
Lula se emociona em rede nacional: "Eu era de menor e trabalhava a noite [quando perdeu o dedo], por culpa da irresponsabilidade dos patrões. Eu NÃO vou aceitar que um MILICIANO me chame de 9 dedos."
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My own dad, who was also a metalworker, was disabled due to a leg injury at work. Then he developed Parkinson's disease, probably caused by the paint fumes he'd had to breathe in when he started working as a house painter at 14 years old.
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If you look like this, I'll write your whole Substack for you. I wrote a sociology paper for the girl I was dating once. It's so funny that anonymous neckbeards are calling her mid to cope with the power women have over them.
CIA contractor leaked secrets to lefty journo girlfriend's obscure blog, feds say - now he faces 10 years in prison trib.al/T7mtQ88
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Btw, the secrets they leaked are just CIA analysis mostly based on public sources. If it was really shocking information, she wouldn't have had to label it as CIA analysis in the headlines. capitalandempire.com/
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Going to apply this to dating age ranges. It makes me 30, just like an 18-year-old who transitioned at 12.
transgender years: divide ur natal age in half then add years since transition x3
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Elle Brinker retweeted
🚨 The Massachusetts COVID-conscious lesbian bar is closing. RIP Last Ditch, you gave us the best story of the year 😭
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I recreated the boymoder picrew I made a while ago Play it here: picrew.me/en/secret_image_ma…
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Finally got rid of the last can of Axe deodorant spray (furries call it Lynx). This completes my gender transition.
"Why do have so much Axe deodorant in your nightstand drawer?"
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Elle Brinker retweeted
wholesome search and rescue tech will also come with a payload delivery system that will bring hikers snacks that weighs exactly 3kg
Purdue University's IDEAS Lab built an autonomous drone that tracks runners through dense forests completely without GPS or cloud networks. By running 3D LiDAR mapping and obstacle-avoidance AI entirely on-chip, it can weave under tree canopies and predict target movement through blind spots in real time. Massive implications for next-gen search & rescue and edge AI.
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You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!
I've been asked about early voting analysis. The dilemma I have is that my platform is big enough such that being too blunt can have an effect on morale. I'll push out new states and tools out to my website soon, but won't announce them here on 𝕏. I will be giving @realJeremyCarl my predictions a week in advance so he can hold me accountable after Election Day. You MUST turn out and bring their friends, and brace yourself on election night. Even TX is going to be a fight.
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Lula was reelected, and the next president of Brazil might be a black trans woman, who introduced legislation abolishing the 6-day working week, received more votes than any other deputy, and made her haters go crazy by becoming chairwoman of the Women's Rights Commission. 😍
Hoje dei mais um passo na reparação da minha própria história e também na reparação da história de tantas mulheres que tiveram suas dignidades negadas. Porque não é apenas a questão trans que determina como uma mulher será tratada ou destratada A raça, a classe, o CEP e tantas outras condições ainda definem, quem tem direitos garantidos e quem precisa lutar todos os dias para existir com dignidade. Por isso, hoje ocupei com honra, alegria e um sabor muito especial de vitória a presidência da Comissão da Mulher (uma vitória construída enfrentando e derrotando o centrão e a extrema direita). E não estou nem um pouco preocupada se o esgoto da sociedade não gostou. A opinião de transfóbicos e imbeCIS é a última coisa que me importa. Hoje fiz história por mim, que tive minha adolescência e minha dignidade roubada pelo preconceito e discriminação . Hoje fiz história pela minha comunidade, que ainda enfrenta os piores índices em praticamente todos os aspectos da vida social. E é isso que vai ficar: não o ódio, não o ranço, não a raiva dos que tentam nos apagar. Podem espernear. Podem latir. Eu sou a presidenta da Comissão da Mulher.
 E foi a minha luta, a minha história e a minha garra que me trouxeram até aqui. E agora faremos um debate sobre todas as mulheres pq somente unidas podemos frear a violência que nos assola.
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There's a lesson here, in her own words: "Have you seen what we're capable of when we stop being so low profile?" When you fight for everyone with conviction, you don't need to give up your principles to appease moderates or 'think about the optics'.
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