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(To the tune of “I’s the By”) One ring to rule them all / One ring to find them / One ring to bring them all / And in the darkness bind them
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Halfway through shoving all of my soldiers into a giant horse to hide them when one of them tells me it’s supposed to be made of wood
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Illustration from The Living Forest (1925), by the Canadian painter Arthur Heming who — having been diagnosed with colourblindness as a child — worked for most of his life in a distinctive palette of black, yellow, and white: buff.ly/2xDkmtL
This year, watch out for the mighty Bad King Wenceslas who will tear down your chimney and eat your presents
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Thinking about how Count Olaf would probably say things like “Verifiably Fictitious Disease” and “Vaccine-Forced Deception” and as a result would experience a Virally Fatal Death
Calgary Transit: We’ll Show Up One Minute Before the Uber You Ordered out of Desperation Because We Were 20 Minutes Late!
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Doug Ford just swallowed a bee while talking about privatizing health care
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