Riley’s Dad, Music Lover, Wannabe Musician Trapped in a Burned-Out Lawyer’s Body, Best #drummer to ever play in my garage, Football Fan
Tallahassee, FL
Joined August 2013
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The Indiana Hoosiers started the season as the losingest program in college football history and they just finished the season as undefeated national champions.
God bless America.
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I knew there would be a reasonable explanation. Burglars are obsessed with employment and enrollment documentation. Everyone knows this. Unless you're a racist.
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If you earn money, it’s taxed.
If you spend it, it’s taxed again.
If you can still afford a house and some land, it continues to be taxed even after you “pay it off.”
If you save any money left over in a savings account, any interest earned is taxed.
If you invest your money, the capital gains are taxed.
If you die, your wealth and property are taxed to descendants through the estate tax.
And even with all of that cash, the feds still can’t balance the budget.
This should make everyone mad.
Our ancestors fought the American Revolution over far less than this.
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A man and his son were driving past the graveyard and the boy asked his father, "Do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"
"Not that I know of," answered his father. "What made you ask that?"
His son replied, "Well, I saw a gravestone that read, “Here lies a lawyer and an honest man."
🥁 Rob 🎸 retweeted
NFL Rivals Jersey GIVEAWAY! ❄️👀
Up for grabs is this brand new
Buffalo Bills Keon Coleman #0 jersey (Mens S)
Whenever the Bills win their next game this szn, one of you all will win this.
How to enter: make sure you're following me, then like & repost this post.
Go Bills! 🦬
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In honor of a special game, we're giving away a special mini helmet signed by M1K3 🧡
🚨 Repost, like and follow for a chance to win 🚨
ALT Signed Mike Evans mini Creamsicle helmet
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I notice that a lot of bots on this app are angry anonymous provocateur trolls.
Why would anyone want to unleash more of those into the world? We already have more than enough human ones.
It must be hostile foreign interference. Trying to foment the self-destruction of our society.
Seems like it’s working.
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Juror tells all: Jury foreperson in Donna Adelson's trial speaks out after conviction
tallahassee.com/story/news/l…
via @TDOnline
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US-27: A major incident has closed all lanes near Old Bainbridge Rd in Leon County. Motorists are advised to expect delays and use caution in the area.
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When Donald Trump was shot, not a single liberal called for banning guns.
Weird.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Biden called for Congress to ban assault rifles in response: bbc.com/news/articles/…
