What’s stopping me from fast passing Hotel Room Service by Pitbull at the club right now?
Literally nothing
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Listen - My therapist emailed me a bread recipe in November after I told her I love baking - I never responded because ???? I don’t know - but it was really nice and I’ve felt bad about not responding ever since
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!!! Wind chill of -20 last night. Find the owners and throw them outside for a few hours
IMPD officers took this pup 🐶 out of the cold this morning and got her into some warmth.
Please keep your pets inside and keep a close eye on them when they are out so they can be kept safe.
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Just sent Pepper’s vet a multi-paragraph email with 6 photos attached
Happy 12:30 AM, I am crazy 😀
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Picture this: Matt and I are struggling to eat short rib with our chopsticks. Our pretentious waiter walks up “You got this!”
☠️☠️☠️
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My ability to stare at a sport field/court and register absolutely nothing that is going on is unmatched. I will look fully engaged but be fully zoned out
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Happy 7 year anniversary to that time I was moving into Purdue freshman year and my dad made everyone stop at Wendy’s just outside of campus so he could get a 10:30 AM Frosty.
Just to fuck with me. Lol
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Do you guys remember in old theaters how you’d have to give strangers a lap dance in the dark to get back to your seat
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