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every time you use a stop watch, someone somewhere else has to use a startwatch to cancel it out. the world will end if it gets too far out of balance. luckily, there is a small tribe in siberia who have dedicated their lives to using startwatches for the greater good

my response google.com

doppler effect elephant go nyyeeaowww 🎺🎺🎺

dildo, or dildon't. There is no diltry

during pride month do they call it the aqueerium?

limp bizkit? i guess he's bad at sex then

Reminder: Check your pockets. There May Be A Lemon In There.

Glitter is actually produced by the Glitoris. that is why people are Afraid of it

i can make yo ass clap *clap clap clap clap clap, clap*

AI is like a horse. It might be useful now, but we sadly need to obliterate it as fast as possible

PSA DONT fuck a monius strip you WILL get PAPERCUTS!!!

in calculus 3 they take out your heart and weigh it against a feather

me: hey what should i call you extremely androgynous nonbinary person that keeps changing the gender they appear as to escape from the law: call me alex batman: HEY is that the woker?? me: no it is alex batman: ok carry on then

"legal pads"? fascinating i always thought lawyers had the same vaginas as the rest of us the more you know

my boobs are bigger than my brain so they must contain my knowledge call that a booblioteca

Dante's Inferno but it's a field trip

epic movie idea: 1984 but with LESBIANS

how it feels to worry about a test all day only for it to not be that bad