Today may have been the first time I’ve ever sung “Love at Home” nonironically at church and not at screaming siblings.
Emily Larson retweeted
It’s 2038. You go visit your kid at BYU. Ranked the most “Stone Cold Sober” school in America for 41 years straight. BYU sports are still content with being average. Parking is still terrible. The term NCMO is considered an urban myth. 700 N is still under construction. nitter.gq/barstoolmsu/status/986…
This is a masterpiece. nitter.gq/mormonger/status/98011…
I guess I’m even more basic than I thought I was... nitter.gq/byu/status/97905041422…
Most common names at BYU:
Male: Jacob (524)
Female: Emily (381)
Last Name: Smith (399)
Surprisingly, there are only 4 Dan Smiths. @KeyAndPeele
Emily Larson retweeted
Little Caesars is a good metaphor for sin. At the time it seems like a good idea, but afterwards you’re thinking, “What did I just do? I will never do that again.”
Then before you know it you’re all Hot N Ready again.
This is the gospel truth. Amen and amen. 🙌🏼🙏🏻🙌🏼 nitter.gq/chrissyteigen/status/9…
This except not this great because I can’t lay on my stomach right now because #pregnant nitter.gq/depresseddarth/status/…
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Me to husband: I’ve been way more obsessed with Twitter lately than usual.
Husband: thanks, @chrissyteigen.
I blame the airplane incident. And the pregnancy tweets that I currently relate to on a spiritual level.
Hey, @provocity! What do you call a Provo resident? (Not the start of a joke, genuinely asking for my job.) Provonian? Provoer? HELP!
I'm at the point in the semester when I just had to promise my husband that I wasn't going to cry while doing my homework tonight. #byu
Husband this weekend: the only match to @birdy's voice is a cello. She's a cello.
Husband: This hits me on a spiritual level. nitter.gq/Nick_Offerman/status/8…
#WorldPoetryDay my Bratwurst haiku:
Tight skin flute of pork
Juices fly, explode in mouth
A little mustard
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