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BYU journalism student. happily married to my high school sweetheart. lover of: chocolate, IDAHOme, road trips, the ocean, thunderstorms, and netflixing.

Provo, UT
Joined August 2013
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I could really go for a Princess Diaries level makeover right about now. Plz send Paolo ASAP.
Today may have been the first time I’ve ever sung “Love at Home” nonironically at church and not at screaming siblings.
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It’s 2038. You go visit your kid at BYU. Ranked the most “Stone Cold Sober” school in America for 41 years straight. BYU sports are still content with being average. Parking is still terrible. The term NCMO is considered an urban myth. 700 N is still under construction. nitter.gq/barstoolmsu/status/986…
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I guess I’m even more basic than I thought I was... nitter.gq/byu/status/97905041422…
Most common names at BYU: Male: Jacob (524) Female: Emily (381) Last Name: Smith (399) Surprisingly, there are only 4 Dan Smiths. @KeyAndPeele
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Little Caesars is a good metaphor for sin. At the time it seems like a good idea, but afterwards you’re thinking, “What did I just do? I will never do that again.” Then before you know it you’re all Hot N Ready again.
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This is the gospel truth. Amen and amen. 🙌🏼🙏🏻🙌🏼 nitter.gq/chrissyteigen/status/9…
This except not this great because I can’t lay on my stomach right now because #pregnant nitter.gq/depresseddarth/status/…
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Me to husband: I’ve been way more obsessed with Twitter lately than usual. Husband: thanks, @chrissyteigen. I blame the airplane incident. And the pregnancy tweets that I currently relate to on a spiritual level.
Hey, @provocity! What do you call a Provo resident? (Not the start of a joke, genuinely asking for my job.) Provonian? Provoer? HELP!
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I can not be the only human being that absolutely hates the new @hulu app for @Apple TV. It's incredibly unintuitive and overly sensitive.
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Husband: I think I have a zit. Can you rifle through my mustache and find it?
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Nothing makes me want to curse like Rainbow Road.
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I'm at the point in the semester when I just had to promise my husband that I wasn't going to cry while doing my homework tonight. #byu
Husband this weekend: the only match to @birdy's voice is a cello. She's a cello.
Husband: This hits me on a spiritual level. nitter.gq/Nick_Offerman/status/8…
#WorldPoetryDay my Bratwurst haiku: Tight skin flute of pork Juices fly, explode in mouth A little mustard 🇺🇸✌🏾
Little girl at church: "the two highlighters of my baptism was that the water was cold and we had donuts afterward." 😂😂😂
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