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João

@emperphis

a kid and five out of six *Es

 not here often
Joined April 2009
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.@SportsDirectUK is a complete joke! Do NOT buy from them. Customer support system, including @SportsDirect_CS does not exist. It's an absolute joke of an experience and they do not follow their own rules. It's the pure definition of online scam.
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amazing the amount of phishing and scam that comes out of a simple interaction with these handles
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Oops, we did it again 🤗 Three years ago, we shook up the networking space with the release of a freely available SR Linux container image. This was a catalyst for many great community projects, such as Containerlab, gNMIc, and many others. Today, we are announcing the availability of an ARM64 version* of the SR Linux container image 🎉 Free, public, ARM64 native. * - preview version. With ARM64 version of our container image, you can finally make your expensive typing machines with a fruit logo to do some actual work by running a networking lab. There are so many things to I wanted to explain and show you, so I went and recorded a 40 minutes deep dive on the topics of - Who can be interested in running labs on ARM64 arch? - What challenges are ahead of us when ARM64 is the target architecture? - What Network OSes can you run on it? - How docker runs on macOS? - What tools would I recommend using? - And how I run containerlabs on macOS. You will find a link to the YT video in the comments. If you are in or adjacent to networking, this might be quite an entertaining show and hopefully this would make netorking labs even more accessible to the community 🚀
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Lovely weather with lovely company for the whole week! Good stuff coming out of this engagement
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Proud to be part of the .@ePlus team!
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I remember a decade old .@JuniperNetworks blogpost explaining the creation of the #JNCIE exam with a photo of the team and thinking "wow".. Today, I'm looking forward to create a new one along with brilliant minds such as .@jorgbuesink and .@NetworkFunTimes Never give up!
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Can't make it to .@EdGambleComedy 's tour next week in Hackney - London 26/06 Selling 2 excelent tickets (Stalls - B) at face value. twckts.com/d4Rc Thanks!
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Been listening and learning with @mbushong for a number of years with Juniper.. Really looking forward to hear him address ePlus next week with Nokia
João (@emperphis) profile pictureJoão@emperphis10 Oct 2018
Thank you for the affirmation @forrester of what @JuniperNetworks does best, great talk at #NXTWORK
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This series has been part of my youth in such an inspirational way I've had it tattoo'ed on me 2 decades ago
DRAGON BALL OFFICIAL (@DB_official_en) profile pictureDRAGON BALL OFFICIAL
@DB_official_en8 Mar 2024
Information ; Dear Friends and Partners en.dragon-ball-official.com/…
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I have no idea if related or not but he updated the joke :D Got to admit that made me (extremely) joyful
João (@emperphis) profile pictureJoão@emperphis8 Feb 2024
Replying to @rickygervais
you got to update that 15 quid joke! :D I've had to explain (twice) that the ticket is actually 17 and 3 for charges just say it's ten or a fiver and get more people in trouble
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wow time indeed flies
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I'm looking for a UK based NetEng, let me know directly if you are interested or know anyone . Thanks! careers.eplus.com/careers-ho…
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3rd and counting, taking someone new every time :) a must watch
Leicester Square Theatre (@lsqtheatre) profile pictureLeicester Square Theatre@lsqtheatre9 Feb 2024
📣 ON SALE NOW 📣 Ricky Gervais & Friends Ricky Gervais is back at Leicester Square Theatre with a selection of comedian friends to debut new material. 🤩 📅 12, 13, 19, 20 February 🎟️ bit.ly/48X9CCx
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Maybe the last time this is (re)issued, who knows! :)
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Soon to be HPNCIEx4
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Never too late to re-watch Interstellar but now on 70mm :D London is amazing
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Really good conversation
The Art of Network Engineering (@artofneteng) profile pictureThe Art of Network Engineering@artofneteng3 Jan 2024
🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 For the first episode of the new year we interviewed @ETH4N3T! Ethan shares his journey into becoming a #networkengineer! Find it now in your favorite podcatcher or on our #YouTue channel! #aone #neteng youtu.be/AnK7tdaCAgs
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I wish my gym had this one on repeat mode in all TVs but instead they have this OCD type of guy (/me) tidying and cleaning after others
Joey Swoll (@TheJoeySwoll) profile pictureJoey Swoll
@TheJoeySwoll19 Dec 2023
GYM ETIQUETTE 101 - If you can lift it, you can put it away AND clean the machine.
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non-toxic vs toxic environment
Work Chronicles (@_workchronicles) profile pictureWork Chronicles@_workchronicles14 Dec 2023
Failure Postmortems. P.S. Tomorrow's comic "Welcome to Hell" is Newsletter-exclusive. Join my free newsletter now. Link in bio.
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I'm getting addicted to screwing up your feeling on IM apps: any that have a typing indicators, I purposedly write a lot of crap and delete before issuing the simplest "yes/no" answer. and the other way around, copy/paste a LOT of text from a text editor to the chat window
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