@emptyflash

I'm just doing stuff man (still 6'4") | https://xitter.cf/t.co/eoZT4b2xsK

 nyc
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Joined April 2009
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*addressing the legume society* chickpeas and lentilmen,
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Constantly fight the dad urge to say “it’s wetter than what” any time someone says sweater weather
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*Sheryl Crow voice* every day is exactly the same
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Workaholics be like “it’s 9am somewhere”
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maya@mayapo1ogiesOct 19
just drove my chevy all the way to the levy. you’re not gonna fucking believe this.
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Call me Danny boy the way the pipes are calling me (my prewar radiator will not shut the fuck up)
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Omar Rizwan@rsnousOct 18
L'Industry City. Is that anything
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evil car seat headrest: keep smoking we hate you and we want you to die
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matt@mattybtweets69Oct 15
I guess they're finally hiring a new allocator to be their logo
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farting at the top of my lungs
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Boy built like a box of birds
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Tom Petty x Josh Cash mashup band call Petty Cash
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Replying to @v10101a
Unfortunately
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Knowing is not half the battle. The battle is the whole battle.
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And the red fucker
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My favorite says a me streat characters are burnt and earny
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Horse slug@horseslugOct 9
top 10 black forest ham moments
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You either get a hair cut or you're going to the care hut
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I might be the first person who knows but doesn’t know (iykydk)
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Buzzfeed the vampire slayer
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If tattoos are so good how come there’s no tathree
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