How I’m planning to begin @hepcatrayo’s eulogy: “He died how he lived ... being a butthole”
First day of in-person school! @MsThornburg, I got in safe! Like any good cowboy, @hepcatrayo and I started the day by driving off into the ... sunrise!!!
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I think that there is at least one girl in the world that will find me (and my incessant talking) cute ... I will find that girl!!!
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That’s the last time I went to McDonald’s. Except for in Paris. Paris doesn’t count. It was an act of sheer desperation.
I don’t care about my ancestors. They can suck a lemon! (said while having do an ancestry project for school)
A scene from my Papa growing up (he grew up on the farm):
“Grab your pitchfork - we gotta kill a cheetah”
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emrayo retweeted
When you are raising a kid in the city you need to be mentally prepared for the call “mom, I think I got on the wrong bus...I think I see a fraternity...I may be close to campus.” #urbanparenting #cota #cbus 😲
emrayo retweeted
OH-12 voters, you can vote today at the county board of elections from 1 p.m to 5 p.m today! In Franklin County, that's at 1700 Morse Rd. Vote for @dannyoconnor1 . Vote for accountability. Pass it on.
Hey @hrayo, I have a magic trick for you. First, I’ll hold this napkin up, then you put your face in it...



