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one time i got kicked off the neopets chat boards for calling the jonas brothers hot

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put a peach under your pillow before bed so blue georgia can come true tomorrow
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i also voted y’all don’t worry
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remind me not to get invested in an atl team again 😭😭😭
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but i’m a cheerleader!!!
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“what are you going to be for halloween?” stressed.
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brrr!! it’s cold in here!!!
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WE FORCED GAME 7
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DUBS IN THE MF CHAT.
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The Atlanta Dream and Golden State Valkyries are tied 3-3, forcing the first Game 7 in WNBA Finals history.
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sanford stadium is certainly a choice
Football stadiums with all my friends. Mind blown and hands shaking let’s go back on tour. The Last Of The Bugs World Tour kicking off April 2027. Sign up before Thursday, November 5th at 11:59pm ET at the link in my bio for access to the ticket presale. General on sale will take place on Thursday, November 12th at 12pm local time at noahkahan.com/pages/tour. @KahanHQ will be your place to go for all the information and details. We’ll be continuing the mission of The Busyhead Project on this tour. For the fans who had purchased tickets to my Citi Field July 18th, 2026 show that was canceled due to weather, you have an opportunity to access an exclusive presale for the upcoming June 18th, MetLife Stadium show. To access the presale, tickets must have originally been purchased through Ticketmaster or Face Value Exchange, and you must use the email connected to the Citi Field ‘26 tickets. The canceled Citi Field ‘26 Ticketholders Presale will take place on November 10th from 9am - 11am local. See you when the bugs don’t die. noahkahan.com/pages/tour
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They said Hillary was ahead in the polls. They said Kamala was ahead in the polls. I don’t give a fuck what the polls say right now. Get your ass out there and fucking vote.
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TAKE YOUR ASS TO VOTE STILL IDGAF IF POLLS AT 120% BITCH
DEMOCRATS SET TO SWEEP STATEWIDE OFFICES IN GEORGIA A final State Navigate poll of likely Georgia voters finds Democrats ahead across the board one week before Election Day: • Governor: Keisha Lance Bottoms (D) 50% – Rick Jackson (R) 47% • Lieutenant Governor: Josh McLaurin (D) 49% – Greg Dolezal (R) 45% • Attorney General: Tanya Miller (D) 49% – Brian Strickland (R) 45% • Secretary of State: Penny Brown Reynolds (D) 49% – Tim Fleming (R) 45%
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so the atlanta dream has to play game 6 of the finals at 12:30 on a thursday!?! @WNBA @andreforatlanta @ossoff @ZohranKMamdani DO SOMETHING
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people acting surprised by harry buying poptarts but as a marathon runner i just see a man who knows ball
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this is how i learned that my sister’s name means dick hahahahah
my unpopular opinion is that everybody should be looking up definitions of their baby’s potential names in different languages. you can’t seriously name your child laura not knowing what it means in the world’s 3rd most spoken language
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oh yeah i voted today don’t u forget it!!!!
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they did not just call angel reese beltline barbie 😭😭
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chatgpt? take 4 benadryl & talk to the hat man like an adult
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i think this is the first time i’ve ever heard a meagan moroney song
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