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Former yurt dweller. I was a heavyweight wrestler in the Midwest towns.

Palmer, AK
Joined April 2007
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I have great news. 🎉 The Jacksonville, FL store that initiated #AppleWalkout has successfully bargained with their market leadership today for improved safety protocols.
Replying to @AppleLaborers
We, the Apple workers need more from our Employer. This is what we request with #AppleWalkout
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"I love these hangars. I love a hangar. There's nothing like a hangar," Trump begins. He is in a hangar.
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For an assignment, I asked some of my terminal paediatric palliative care patients what they had enjoyed in life, and what gave it meaning. Kids can be so wise, y'know. Here are some of the responses (Thread).
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OMG, SpringBoard
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My new iMac Pro, with 64 GB RAM and 4TB SSD has 11 times as many bytes of electronic memory as the Apple II, and by "Apple II," I mean the total of all electronic memory ever installed in all six million Apple II computers ever made
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.@SecretaryZinke: “Effective immediately, America’s at-risk species must prove they are making an effort to find a different ecosystem to live in if they wish to obtain government assistance for their continued survival.” trib.al/oKhGoRJ
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I am, like, so smart! Trmp! – at Minnetonka, MN
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I am the very model of a very stable genius I have a big button and a very small penis, I eat cheeseburgers and I watch TV continuous From talk shows to reality, my hold is rather tenuous. You try rhyming with genius.
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I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius. I have a mighty button and no problems with my penius. I have no time for television, golf, or social media Since my brain is way way better than the best encyclopedia.
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*jesus picks up bread* this is my body *jesus picks up wine* this is my blood *jesus picks up guitar* this is the STORY OF A GIRL
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Maybe all these republicans have been acting so naughty to bring back the coal industry
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If you work at Mar-a-Lago how do you NOT show up in Trump’s bedroom at 3 am dressed as a ghost in chains
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Retweet if you’re an adult who uses the library nitter.gq/andrejpwalker/status/9…
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If you play 'In The Air Tonight’ by Phil Collins on December 31st at 11:56:40 the drum break will play right as the clock strikes midnight. Start off your new year right.
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my mother ordered christmas cards online.. but instead of reading "Love, Diane and Bob" they read, "Lou, Diane and Bob" and she is sending them out anyway. happy holidays everyone.
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Shirazzberries taste like shirazzberries. – at Palmer, AK
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