a swole seagull

i now view the humble em dash with a loathing beyond all words and reason

when she plats on your rhodium until you radiant

i miss when the internet wasn't accessible

the archetype of person that formulates their beliefs solely off what youtube video essay they watched last drives me insane

people arguing about streaming service music quality when their main set of headphones are some pissrandom free earbuds they got on an airplane five years ago or came with their phone

people age out of things, time moves on. enjoy the lightning while you have it in a bottle, but don't try to keep it there forever you'll find new stuff, trust

things like osu! aren't necessarily "getting worse", it can also be that you're just growing out of them. other things occupy your attention for a bit, so you stop following things quite as closely as you used to, then a year passes and suddenly... that's just how it goes.

this "just power through the pain lol and pay us 400 dollars a quarter to give you a discord server to talk to us about how much pain you're in" dr oz RSI bullshit is absolutely vomitous anyone taking a bag from this needs to seriously check themselves

the biggest existential threat AI poses to the beatmapping medium is irrevocably killing the vibe for the people that do make cool and unique shit nobody is going to bat an eyelid at pissrandom mathematically mid maps but it's sure gonna scoop a demographic that might've tried

sometimes i regret not floating my option to allow cheaters to appeal by sending in a verified vocal cover of Careless Whisper

realizing some EVE Online alliances have better opsec about war efforts than the US government does is equal parts hilarious and terrifying

osu! twitter is honestly just absurd looking in from the outside bunch of monochrome anime girl pfp individuals angry over valorant losing streaks in discord calls with open mic chewers getting mad at people who make stuff oh my god STOP TALKING ABOUT GOATS!!!!!!!

i think we should just catapult the people who unironically argue about video game "optimization" into the sun

ten thousand years the flashbulb

2024 sure has been a year for highlighting the stark presence of decay

i hate the stupid squanchy wide putin league of legends championship ahri glowstick skin typeface that has slithered its way into a lot of recent design

the best part about DMing is looking over your notes made 2 hours before a session and seeing "panopticon blind scout pigeon twink"