Eric I

"Daddy, why is the sky blue?" "Because your acid hasn't kicked in yet, son."

BREAKING: LeBron James signs with Golden State Valkyries.

Goodbye, Dolly. ❤️❤️❤️

You mean people who brag about selling crack to children & who call women bitches and whores behave badly when they get money and power?

Happy Birthday to the ex husband of the 4th best looking woman Michael Jordan’s son fucked this week.

BREAKING: Joel Embiid agrees to a $192 million dollar hyperextension.

Sorry Sha’Carri. Wanna come over and take hits from my bong?

At least they didn’t interrupt Knicks-Rockets this time.

The most heinous crime OJ ever committed was making Kim Kardashian famous.

Ain’t gonna be no rematch.

Josh Giddy just got rejected like he was hitting on an adult woman.

Damar Hamlin was more valuable to the Bills last year than he was this year.

Brilliant, sir.

At least Kissinger didn’t have 2Pac killed.

Diddy is your favorite rapper’s favorite raper.

"Never arrested for nothing domestic." -Sean Combs (featuring Ma$e), still technically true

Fewer, “genius.” P.S. JJ Barea is your daddy.

Legendary college basketball coach Bob Knight died last night. According to an autopsy, the cause of death was he deserved it.

Many complained that the cast of Friends was way too white. Then Matthew Perry died in his 50’s because he couldn’t swim.

Klay sucks

My Thigh Master is at half staff.