writer, @newyorker.

Joined March 2009
at the stage of YCSE discourse where rowdy New Yorkers are loudly discussing spoilers on the subway
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I have watched the documentary that is in the theaters and which you were probably saving for streaming Forgive me it was delicious so sweet and so cold
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AI guys: The machines will take everyone’s jobs! NJ mandatory gas station attendants: Cash or credit?
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A spectacular weekend in nyc to go around asking vintage store employees the price of various mechanical birds
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Eric Lach retweeted
“In a world where state policy is shaped by A.I. hallucination, it’s cute to remember that consulting Wikipedia was once seen as irresponsible.” I reviewed Richard Cooke’s “The Last Best Place on the Internet,” the “human history” of an encyclopedia being cannibalized by A.I.
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Is Char No. 5 ever going to open?
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who voted for this
This is your final warning to wear a warm jacket tonight! Temperatures will drop to near 40° F in the city (perhaps even a bit lower) and well into the 30s in the interior tonight. It will be cold on Sunday morning.
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People say the trees in fall are beautiful but honestly every leaf that changes color I consider a personal betrayal
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One issue I see, and potentially a source of the misunderstanding, is that on any crisp fall weekend day these days you potentially have dozens if not hundreds of people marching up and down Atlantic Avenue shouting, “Don’t you know who I am?”
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72 degrees and ice skating
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Unlike you I think that is simply the face he makes while enjoying a crisp Guinness
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The correct angle of the sun occurs in nyc precisely at 10:14 am on October 13th
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If you put your books in the freezer where the hell are you supposed to keep your cash?
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Past a certain age, tweeting about nyc is definitely a bad thing
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Duh, Martin Van Buren
Who can name the last elected democratic attorney general whose political career didn’t end in scandal
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dueling train daddies
Just now: MTA Chair Janno Lieber takes a shot at Amtrak special adviser Andy Byford, who wrote an op-ed this week saying the MTA was blocking Trump's Penn Station rebuild "I always knew Andy was a little conservative on social issues, but I never expected he would go full MAGA."
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only in New York, etc
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Joking about not winning the Nobel prize in lit is one of the oldest gags on this site. A sturdy little bit, widely deployed once a year for 2 decades, while everything else here now is dedicated to defamation, public meltdowns, misreading polls, engagement traps, and fake videos
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calling young men about town “blades,” we should bring that back
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Who’s ready to go ice skating?
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