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Joined March 2015
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Dawg I hate these motherfuckers
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Tryna rid the UFC of racism is like tryna rid stink off shit. Lost cause.
Joaquin Buckley says he's tired of fighters saying the 'N-Word': "F*ck Dustin Poirier, f*ck Strickland, f*ck Hokit, and f*ck the rest of you motherf*ckers that feel some type of way about them. F*ck you too." 😳 (via @ParryPunchNews)
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They had 0 reason to get a guy with a foot in retirement when they had the player of the season
🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Napoli could let Kevin De Bruyne leave in January, six months before his contract ends. The club is concerned about his struggles to adapt to Italian football. He is their highest-paid player, with just 12 G/A in 29 Serie A games. He has clashed with Lucca, Højlund and captain Di Lorenzo, while also disagreeing with manager Massimiliano Allegri. — @mattinodinapoli
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CREAMPIES ARE BACK, BABY!!!
🚨 BREAKING: Texas Democrats introduce bill to end the state's abortion ban.
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Why are you fuccin farting in the sauna ?
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Since Dybala admitted that the referee helped Argentina in World Cup final 2022 He hasn’t been called up 😂😂😂
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Trophy Card against SERGIO RAMOS??
Curbasi @ 19. Ramos @ 19
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That night, the tiki-taka era ended, and the power midfield era began. 23 April 2013. Allianz Arena. Bayern vs Barcelona, Champions League semi-final first leg. Schweinsteiger No.31 with his back to camera. It looks quiet. It was the calm before Bayern broke Barcelona. On one side, prime Xavi and Iniesta. The masters of tiki-taka, World Cup and Euro winners with Spain, who controlled games by passing teams to death. On the other side, a different breed. Schweinsteiger and Javi Martinez. Not artists, warriors. Big, physical midfielders whose first job was to destroy. Jupp Heynckes did not try to out-pass Barcelona. He told his double pivot to stay tight, stay central, and mark man-to-man. Schweinsteiger fronted Messi and denied him easy balls. Martinez hunted Iniesta and barely gave him time to turn. Muller and Gomez pressed Busquets, the link man. He touched the ball 57 times that night, down from 93 in the 4-0 win over Milan earlier that season. Xavi and Iniesta still kept the ball, but they were forced deep, passing sideways and backwards to Pique and Bartra. Barcelona had 66% possession, but Bayern had 15 shots to their 4. Then Bayern punished them with power. Muller header from a corner, Gomez, Robben after a Schweinsteiger drive, Muller again. 4-0. The second leg was worse. 1 May, Camp Nou. Messi did not even start, he stayed on the bench for 90 minutes. Bayern won 3-0 again. Xavi and Iniesta were taken off early, the tie already lost. 7-0 on aggregate. The biggest semi-final win in Champions League history. Xavi and Iniesta played chess. Schweinsteiger and Martinez flipped the board.
When prime Xavi-Iniesta met a different breed of midfielder
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Old Hoe still got a few tricks up her sleeve I see
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Yah mans said
🚨 BREAKING: Pete Hegseth attempts to tie himself to Trump to avoid being thrown under the bus: “Everything was ordered by the commander in chief.”
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Can't wait to find out who Steve Garcia is actually gonna be fighting.
🚨 BREAKING: Yair Rodriguez will fight Steve Garvia at UFC 335 on December 12 (via @BigMarcel24)
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Grey hoodie will never jump in a fight again 😂😭😭
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So funny the right thought he was going to get sad about the death of the “the civil rights act was a mistake” guy
Dave Chappelle explaining why *Planet of the Apes* is racist is still undefeated “They was eating watermelon… I was like, aw come on now.” “Run to the water, ‘cause the apes can’t swim.” “When I seen the ape smoking a Newport… I just got up and walked out.”
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Chicharito Hernandez was actually decent at West Ham 💀😂
🚨 Chicharito just delivered a team talk through the television screen 😂
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doing the meme
DAVE CHAPPELLE: “Ever since that guy Charlie Kirk got murdered, and I shouldn’t say this publicly but…. I feel better.” Sick.
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I hate niggas named Chris
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This is basically indistinguishable from a UFC presser, both with the worst question ever and the terse response.
Q for Dana White: If there was a pound for pound UFC cagefight between President Trump and former President Joe Biden. Could you give us analysis? White: it would be very bad.
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Dave just proved how racist many whites are. It was a funny joke when it wasn’t aimed at a white man. 😮
for those of you who can’t connect dots.
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There's gonna be a lot of people who weren't tapped into how bad Texas had gotten surprised by all the positive changes being made
🚨 BREAKING: Texas Governor-Elect Gina Hinojosa to stop private prisons from detaning children in Texas.
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What a day it was.
Crazy Liverpool match thrillers.
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