@ess

can pass a Turing test.

 under your bed.
Joined April 2007
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Three cats and you're a cat lady, right? But nobody ever called a guy a cat lord. #catlords
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wish I could drunk-dial my cat
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Thanks to our ballsy customers for being patient during opening week- we're fine tuning the machine to get our balls into u more rapidly.
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I'm safely on the surface of Mars. GALE CRATER I AM IN YOU!!! #MSL
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We've just snuck our new single onto @triplejunearthd for your ears - check it out at triplejunearthed.com/TheGood… rate/review/listen
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CERN
@CERN4 Jul 2012
CERN Press Release: CERN experiments observe particle consistent with long-sought #Higgs boson cern.ch/press/PressReleases/… #ICHEP2012
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"Same-sex couples should be able to get married."—President Obama
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My goal for tonight is to drink as much vodka as Russia drank the night they decided to put a "3" in their alphabet.
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Wow. Having been asked what our policy actually IS for furries, I must now write the most awkward question ever to our inflight team.
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@reactivemedia Nice looking site! But bit.ly/oTV59I gives error 500 if I say I am Gandalf, travelling to the airport by Dragon #FYI
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RT @wonaldng: RT @mslulurose: The Youth of the Middle East rise up for basic freedoms. The Youth of London rise up for a 42" TV #londonriots
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Every single thing about this is my favorite: http://yhoo.it/nZbBZ6
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If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it. Unless you're a hobbit. That shit goes in a volcano if you're a hobbit.
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Want: an iTunes 'filter by instrument' feature. Choose 'steel drums', it returns all songs that contain steel drums.
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I think it would be fun to be a muppet for a day.
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This is hot! Translate text instantly via your iPhone's camera. http://bit.ly/gw6kAM
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Thought I might give up bread & booze so that when I get to Paris in two weeks, it will be EVEN BETTER when I fall off the wagon.
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