30 yrs in the business, no end in sight. (All views my own, subject to contract.)
London, England
Joined March 2019
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Every extra 15 minutes your kids study, is 15 minutes less they'll be waiting in the cold to show an idiot a flat #estateagent #viewing #noshow #timewaster #
Should have given them interactive gloves to see how many knock on walls, run taps and flush toilets
for equally useless information
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I think I've just seen the moment where #RishiSunak finally decided he just doesn't fucking need this......#BattleForNo10
The phone hasn't rung once since the #GeneralElection was announced.......uh oh
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And this is why we have a "No Minotaurs" clause in our tenancy agreements
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Vendor: just checked my alarm, that was a long viewing??
Agent: oh they hated it but then I spent an hour filming myself dancing in your bedroom
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Quick look at the work emails before bed? What could possibly go wrong....#subjecttocontract #estateagent #property #sales
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You think this #HarryKane thing is dragging on....
Try selling a house
#estateagent #property #sales
Anyone been getting @rightmove enquiries with that weird robot voice introduction?
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Starting to worry this market is going to be harder and more dispiriting than any I have known before. Money most expensive ever, confidence lower and people worse.
#estateagent #property #sales #lettings #residential
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There is already technology that can help speed up transactions
It's called a "telephone"
#estateagent #solicitor #property #sales #communication
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The #emergencyalert is only to be used in 3 situations
1. Severe weather events
2. Imminent nuclear attack
3. Another Stamp Duty holiday
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Currently working on my own #TransferDeadlineDay deal but instead of 200k pw wages and goal bonuses, its some ratty lounge curtains and an old washing machine.
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And with that, we're done.
If you are looking to buy, sell, rent or let a property, kindly fuck off until next year
#estateagent #sales #lettings #property
"Hear me out, you know how we could show our support for women's rights at the #FIFAWorldCup ? "
@CanadaSoccerEN @FIFAWorldCup #tampon
Round 1: Your 10am is running late, your 11am is going to be early but the tenant's still asleep and the keys you need for a survey are in your colleagues car and they're away for a week - and it's raining and you're hungover.... what do you do??"
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A new realty TV show will follow eight estate agent hopefuls competing against each other, closing deals and doing whatever it takes to get sales over the line, to win the grand prize
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