Woodstock we are inside of you !!!!!!

my lady is italian nothing scares me

just had a genuinely uplifting magical human experience at the DMV on Greenwich Street

can we get a riddle for the table please

happy birthday to the most beautiful madison 🎄 xitter.cf/etLinux/status/2004400…

great wives think alike

i look down on people with excessive carry on luggage

starting to get really serious about sandwiches ..

people calling their significant others their “better half.” dont see that as much anymore

a lot of very upset girlfriends in the 30 person Emilio’s Ballato line tonight. These guys are dumb as hell

Anyeong!!!!!!!

post 30 minute negotiation with the soho trees guy

hell yeah dude

fat guys love talking about how ripped their calves are

seeking good czech food in new york. im talking svičkova, goulash, soggy bread dumplings and kozel on draft. lmk asap

reporting from newport, rhode island

the most important thing you can do as a father is constantly say stuff like “you dont want to end up like me”