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Patriots & Celtics 🍀 | Drake Maye enthusiast | Professional agenda pusher

Joined September 2018
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Me unleashing my army of 5,792 illegal immigrants into Massachusetts to write in Drake Maye for governor
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Some people’s goat is Michael Jordan Others may say LeBron James Mine is Kristaps Porzingis in the first quarter of Game 1 of the 2024 Finals
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Kristaps Porzingis NBA Champion 💚
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DRAKE MAYE EVERY WEEK WITH THE TURNING POINT USA WR CORE
Patriots Thursday injury report for GB vs. NE: bit.ly/3WlpFcs
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Americans talking about the “stock market” and their “portfolios” instead of watching Paul George highlights
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Just opened Fidelity
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Was enjoying MagaFC giga blitz but then I realized they’re tanking for the first overall pick
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Voting for whoever can give me 20 minutes of competent center play for the Boston Celtics
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The Patriots every year since the dawn of time
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Mike Vrabel sacrificing the entire Patriots roster to get some pussy
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🚨ATTENTION ALL NFL WRS🚨 NEVER wear #1 in New England 🙏
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Once upon a time we employed a real demon at WR
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Drake Maye looking at his WR room this weekend
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Wearing my AJ Brown jersey in downtown Philly
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Poop Douglas WR1 hoops 💔
No sign of WR A.J. Brown at practice.
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Has Queta even had a 20-10 game in his life? 😭
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We regret to announce the passing of the NFL career of Ohio State Buckeyes wide receiver Jeremiah Smith. Gone too soon.
BREAKING: The #Titans are trading All-Pro DT Jeffrey Simmons to the #Bears, per @TomPelissero. A blockbuster.
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The power of self promotion
“If Wemby didn't exist, we would probably be having a different conversation around Jaylen Brown's name on the defensive end.” 👀 - @TeamLou23 (Via @RunItBackFDTV / h/t @ClutchPoints )
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Jaylen Brown shot Cameroon Republic Day to honor Joel Embiid So inspirational 🙏🙏🙏
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They called you a fraud, Arthur Juan. They said you can’t catch, Arthur Juan. They said you’re DK Metcalf with aura, Arthur Juan. They said your ankle is pulled pork, Arthur Juan. They said “Smitty” snatched chain, Arthur Juan. How will you respond, Arthur Juan?
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