Elizabeth Allain (@etournas) profile picture
Massachusetts
Joined January 2012
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Finally got in. Selected my 2 tickets. Moved me forward. I started checking out. And then boom. So thanks @MLB for quite literally nothing. Now no tickets are available. @NoahKahan please stop playing shows at @fenwaypark πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ« 
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noah kahan i dare you to try and get tickets to noah kahan the last of the bugs world tour 2027 at fenway park.
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6 dates at Fenway and not gonna be at a single one.
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girl what the hell? @NoahKahan
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do you think Fenway tickets exist or are they a figment of our collective hallucinations
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Me to my sister: yeah of course I can get Noah Kahan tickets for Fenway for your birthday My journey on the mlb site right now:
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God bless America.
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Most productive night in a long time and it’s only 6:15. Cleaned my car out, everyone’s laundry done and out away, bedding changed and in the wash, now organizing stuff I’ve been putting off.
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Late August angst and a pointless night
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I’m an astronaut You’re the mothafuckin mooooooooooon
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β€œOh do you think he was referring to you” BRILLIANT
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"Oh, do you think he was referring to you?" will go down in history as one of the most brilliant interview questions ever asked.
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noah kahan 🀝 girls who have never gotten over anything in their whole lives
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I’m so jealous she’s so far from Donald Trump
🚨 Christina Koch has officially become the farthest any woman has ever traveled from Earth
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dear apple, the iPod needs to come back. not for nostalgia. for the parents who want their kids to love music and audiobooks without a browser, social media, and the whole internet attached to it
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me seeing how ridiculous gas prices are right now
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Goodnight moon, goodnight stars, goodnight Flavor Flav.
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If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times. I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real.
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my 2 weeks of patriotism are about to be over and i won’t be touching the β€œπŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ€ emojis or feeling an ounce of patriotism again until summer 2028 thank you for a lovely time team usa but it’s now back to fuck this country <3
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