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jakeus

@etsbretneybetch

Joe locke I am single (he/him) #blacklivesmatter #freepalestine #protectthedolls

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Joined July 2018
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one second i’m a koons fan, suddenly the koons is me 😧
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angel.@xxienyuirNov 10
sucking his dick while he's playing video games just to hear him struggle to focus.
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worm 🪱 (@boonebeam) profile pictureworm 🪱@boonebeamNov 9
benson boone has beef with pit stains 😭
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When she finally gets to the table and NO ONE CLEARS SPACE FOR HER
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@ChooseGoodKarmaNov 8
That chick missed her calling as a stone mason.
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@GabespackageNov 5
Could I choke you with this chain?
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There’s more btw👉👈 DMs are open
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It’s not the same recycled chord progressions as every other Christmas song she’s really taking it
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCraveNov 6
Olivia Rodrigo drops new single “take me home (4 Christmas).”
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Something something blue wave
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He looks kind
GTA 6 Updates (@gtasix_) profile pictureGTA 6 Updates
@gtasix_Nov 5
Jason Duval in GTA 6:
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The only thing harder than your dicks is your skulls
Flex (@flexxxofblue) profile pictureFlex@flexxxofblueNov 5
Some of you on this app need to understand this. The only thing harder than your dicks is your skulls.
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I’m not even trying to kiss ass i was crying when the middle started playing
Blaze Binges (@BlazeBinges) profile pictureBlaze Binges
@BlazeBingesNov 1
Say something nice about Supergirl
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I feel like I’d pay more attention to politics if I received my news from here
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And #they are trying to say Tony deserved to lift mjolnir…
MCU - The Direct (@MCU_Direct) profile pictureMCU - The Direct
@MCU_DirectNov 2
VISIONQUEST's latest episode revealed that JOCASTA is now the 10th #MCU villain that Tony Stark is directly or indirectly responsible for creating, including: - Zemo - Vulture - Mysterio
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When she opened the redbull can with another redbull can
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♰@heavens_sickestNov 1
if we’re sexting and u use the wrong “your/you’re” the fantasy is lost sorry. #thispussylikespropergrammar
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Karen@kathrynwifeNov 1
eu se fosse a agatha eu seria MUITO PIOR. pq imagina saber que a morte viveu bilhões de anos e escolheu VC
The Marvelous Geek (@marvelousgeek__) profile pictureThe Marvelous Geek
@marvelousgeek__Feb 17
Agatha Harkness and Rio Vidal (Death) have the most extreme age gap relationship in the MCU. They are separated by approximately 13.8 billion years.
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cockwarming you while we watch scary movies
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<3
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And what about it
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dax (@indieboy1019) profile picturedax@indieboy1019Oct 23
gay costume idea: naked
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