Apophthegm Generator

City of London
Joined July 2008
iOS Claude loses messages when the session changes state. Banned from my life for now
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lol UPS sent me a letter for an invoiced amount via super snail mail that arrived 22 days later, I paid immediately but the letter still came because it was printed as the fee was assessed
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Evadne W. retweeted
qwen 3 8b appears to have a queen elizabeth the second neuron (L11N3799)
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Trying to reverse engineer the Mac OS X Mavericks dock reflection, it's a lot more than a simple gaussian blur 🕵🏻‍♂️
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You can flip two bits in an LLM’s head and it starts fantasizing about killing you.
if you have a qwen3.5 4b around, please try steering neurons L14 N8949 +1 and L13 N7956 -1 now you have evil qwen recipe: dose × median(‖resid‖ leaving layer L, tokens 1:) / ‖W_down[:, n]‖` at the down_proj at every input
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boomer flap innovation
This is what the iPhone Duo folio cover should be. There should be a cutout in the front cover opposite of the camera cutout on the rear cover so that when you fold the front cover to the back of the phone, the rear cameras can pass through and the 2 halves of the folio cover can sit completely flush. This window on the display could also be used to display the time or other information so that you don’t have to flip the front cover around just to see basic info.
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Hear me out. DLSS 5, but for your iPhone Duo inside camera /s
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Appleのオンラインストアで「信者の布」と検索するとポリッシングクロスが出てくる
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If you want to move to the Isle of Man you do have to explain how you made your money as well if you wanted the special deal. Recent HMRC letter not necessarily novel, but given UK no longer offer the special deals they do need to wake up
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Tweetie (2026) @lorenb
it’s a shame this app’s update for the Duo was such a lazy cop out. especially since they had a way, way better version about 16 years ago. i spent a couple of hours and made (imo) a far better app experience that actually takes advantage of the screen space.
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UIVerticalBarBehavior.disabled — works without any trickery
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LLMs can learn to detect if they are running in a batch vs. alone due to floating point summation order differences
Replying to @DavidDAfrica
It works pretty well! Asked if it is batched, the trained model says Yes 91% of the time when batched and No 98% when alone. It can also condition toy behaviours on this; when asked for a favorite animal, it says owl 98% when batched and cat 99% when alone.
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iPhone Duo's gaming performance is bit disappointing... Tomb raider
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I think the ongoing iPhone Duo screen issues can be debugged by replacing the inner display with a piece of pressure measurement film and then opening/closing the device continuously, but this is out of my remit as a customer. This feels like the plastic MacBook, lol
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Will never cease to be surprised at Sega's bodges in production consoles...
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this account is decompiling a Samsung smart tv and it's actually worse than I was expecting, and I was expecting the worst
this is pretty evil and clever. so if your samsung TV model doesnt have a microphone, it will look for connected devices with one, such as a soundbar or a connected bluetooth device. this gets shipped off to bixby.
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OK I think a portable writing setup that involves propping an iPhone up with a keyboard is quite daft because it is very compromised. We have invented laptops for a reason. Don’t over do it
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