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Forget it, Jake. It's JavaScript.

San Jose, CA
Joined June 2008
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(youth pastor voice) you know who else came back after he was betrayed by his own party and left for dead
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If anyone reading this is wondering whether they “belong here” in the tech industry… The answer is yes, you do belong here. Wanting to be here is what makes you belong here.
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The idea that you can "deescalate" in each and every situation is delusional. From time to time you must stand up and fight and there is no way around it. You may choose whether you will take a fight in more favourable or less favourable situation - that's it
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The entire idea of "deescalation" is based upon assumption that the opposite side also wants to deescalate and is just as conflict averse as you. But what if this assumption is false? Well, then this strategy becomes suicidal
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Reminder: There are some important holidays coming up! Please be mindful of colleagues who may be observing and taking these days off - try to avoid scheduling important meetings, events, etc. Sept 26: Rosh Hashanah Oct. 5: Yom Kippur Oct. 21: Taylor Swift Album Release Day
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Dear Parents, It's Elul— the end of the year is fast approaching! We'll ALL be celebrating so many holidays this season; from secular holidays like Rosh Hashanah and Sukkot to religious holidays like Yom Kippur, Simchat Torah, and Yom Saint Francis Ha’Kadosh… 1/12
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Gus has dug up all his old free adventures and put them on his new blog, with a suitably crotchety old man yelling at clouds preamble. There is some really good stuff here. alldeadgenerations.blogspot.…
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Talking to an engineer today about implementing some web technology… and they’re sharing how they get hate mail because it’s not implemented yet. Hate mail. From more than one person. No, people. No. Do not send hate mail about web technology. Stop it. That’s not helping.
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Startups are always tough. If you plan in advance for it to be balanced, it will still be tough. But if you *plan* for it to be a grind it will fail. Research has shown that you cannot work in crunch mode successfully for more than 4 weeks. ericdodds.com/research-and-t…
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♪ ♫ ♬ YOUNG DEV! There's a format you know I said, YOUNG DEV! ♪ ♫ ♬ With Python, Ruby, or Go You can WRITE IT! And I'm sure you will face  So many. Ways. To. Fuck. Up. Whitespace... ♪ ♫ ♬ It's fun to write config in Y.A.M.L! ♪ ♫ ♬
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Fun fact! Their holidays don’t actually move around from year to year, they just follow a different calendar! On the Christian holy calendar of Pope Gregory Yom Christmas, for example, is always on the 25th of “December” (a month around Kislev/Tevet).
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Just walked past a man who was helplessly staring at his wailing infant in a stroller on this beautiful afternoon in Brooklyn, and then said to the baby: "This feels like an overreaction."
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Dear Men, what’s preventing you from looking like this?
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I promise you that if an NT person says "Let's have coffee sometime" they want to have coffee some time with you at least 85% of the time. It's not 99.9% no and just a secret neurotypical trick, it is the great majority of the time utterly utterly true.
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time for more VtM shitposts
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Got my Bobby (pin) Hill tattoo 😂
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Student calls to 911: 12:03—whispered she's in room 112 12:10—said multiple dead 12:13—called again 12:16—says 8-9 students alive 12:19—student calls from room 111 12:21—3 shots heard on call 12:36—another call 12:43—asks for police 12:47—asks for police nytimes.com/2022/05/27/us/te…
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For the first time since 2012, the San Francisco Giants are champions of the National League West. #SFGiants | #ResilientSF
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