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all that I needed was your reflection of me, you said I was someone - it's a lie I believe

not homeless
Joined March 2011
What is going on over there? Every time I try to talk to support, it's a nightmare. These employees just do not understand banking and what they are doing at all, it's like talking to someone who works somewhere else. I get a Google search result & then I'm stonewalled @VaroBank
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I love this new style of tweet where they ask grok to answer some bigoted, leading question with the context stripped and then grok gives a humiliating answer that is so far over their heads that they leave it up as if it had agreed with them. It's almost like intentional humor.
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β€œI bought this before he went crazy” bumper sticker on a Volkswagen
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And do not @ me with semantic bullshit, somebody's got to pay for this one and it might as well be him
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I saw Duncan Sheik open up for Aimee Mann in DC, years ago. It was an intimate show and they both got fairly drunk on stage and played together for quite a bit of the show. It was snowing, inches on the ground. I had to walk for a mile just to get a cab home. It was beautiful
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Does anybody else get really bummed out reading about art heists in other countries? We could be doing such elevated crimes here in America but no it's all bullying trans people & stealing millions of dollars. Obviously we've become a sad parody, but I really miss cool crimes.
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I missed out on long pouch, this could be my chance to join the large Capri Sun enjoyers!
Capri Sun is testing a giant refillable pouch three times bigger than the original It's sold empty and comes with a huge straw
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