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my sibling asks me every game why nhl teams don't just hire a large man to play goalie and they made this very helpful diagram
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I don't want to “download the app” to pay for parking. I don't want to “create an account” to see a menu. I don't want to “provide feedback” on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash
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Don’t let Igor Shesterkin’s injury distract you from the fact he has more goals than Brady Tkachuk this season
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Listen bro I’m sorry the Yankees got swept and your ex soft-launched her new boyfriend in her insta story but we really need you to channel that pain into adult kickball tonight.
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I have been saying something like this for ages!
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My top 5 horror movies:
1. Introduction
2. Literature Review
3. Methodology
4. Results
5. Discussion/Conclusion
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So heartbreaking to hear the news. An inspiration to so many, including myself. I will continue to honor your name and your music. Rest easy Kavinsky 🇫🇷❤️
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The best players in every other sport: I want the fate of the most important team in the world to rest on my shoulders. I want it all
The best players in the NHL: I want to be the seventh-most important player on a team that only passively exists outside of our arena
Replying to @JeffVeillette
Also, it's getting harder to have sympathy for all the "fans and media are too hard on (NHLer)" stories when every good player in the league now believes it's their destiny to ring chase in a low-pressure, anonymous poolside market. No one wants the responsibility of stardom.








































