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'Relax, #wedgieboy. You'll get used to it after a couple hundred more atomic wedgies. I'll make sure of that.' #atomicwedgie #tightywhities #wedgie

so i hear you guys like the leather jacket... #wedgieboy #atomicwedgie #tightywhities #wedgie

never switch to #tightywhities, bro. one moment you’re trying them out as a change, a week later you’re a full-blown #wedgieboy, hopelessly addicted to stretching those #briefs up & over your face, again and again. #atomicwedgie #gaywedgie

having a wedgie kink and a praise kink simultaneously is so weird cuz it’s like, yes i want you to pull my tighty whities over my face and hang me up by them on the daily, but i then want you to tell me what a good wedgie boy i am and how i take my stretch sessions so well

wouldn’t even be surprised if rugby teams, or players of any team sport, performed measurably better with a designated Wedgie Boy in their ranks. they get a way to expel excess tension before a match, and something to look forward to afterwards if they do well

this is honestly my lifetime goal

When your bully friends all start upping their #wedgie game thanks to all the extra after-school practice they get with your #tightywhities. They agreed to keep your underwear choice a secret, as long as you're available for daily #atomicwedgie sessions. A true win-win.

this is definitely the kind of community we should aspire towards, imo. jocks and nerds alike, brought together by atomic wedgies, especially as a reminder that, yes, you can be a jock and still love wearing tighty whities and getting them pulled over your face

some guys need affirmations to secure their health and happiness, others need companionship, others need to be stripped down to their tighty whities and left to hang by their briefs for a few hours a day. #relatable

#atomicwedgie #wedgieboy #gaywedgie #tightywhities

It probably seems a bit paradoxical. Sometimes I just wish people in the community would experiment with inverting the classic bully/nerd dynamic. But being a wedgie boy who knows what he wants and is unashamed to say it and get it is what I strive to be.

A fairly big part of me wants to be a dominant #wedgieboy. Like I wanna be able to embrace how much I love getting my briefs stretched, wear #tightywhities like a badge of honour, and outright tell bullies to pull harder cuz I know I look hot to them in an #atomicwedgie.

Wedgie boys will have underwear drawers that are a sea of tight & white and then think to themselves, ‘Hmmm, I wonder why I keep getting my underwear stretched over my face, multiple times, every single day...’

I often wish I could provide paid services as a ‘wedgie tutor’ who’d give bullies hands-on training and formal instruction in how to hone their wedgie-giving skills. It really would be a dream to make bank by capitalizing off getting my #tightywhities stretched. #wedgieboy

I think that for someone who is more than a mere nerd but a full-on #wedgieboy, terms such as #TightyWhitieTuesday and #WedgieWednesday are basically meaningless. For guys like us, EVERY day is both TW Tuesday and Wedgie Wednesday. #atomicwedgie #gaywedgie

I think these ones were 2XL Goodfellows, and thank you!