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Chicago female-fronted #punkrock; our singer @kryssiecrisis was 1st place loser [evictee #11] of #BBOTT. 💥BOOKING/WEBSITE💥👇🏻 (account maintained by Mike)

Chicago, IL
Joined September 2015
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Srslytho teach them to cover their goddamn mouths. 😑 I was taking an order a few days ago and this little high-chair-bound germ factory coughed all over my hands and my server book... Y U DO DIS?! I wasn’t even standing particularly close! 😫 facebook.com/story.php?story…
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ALBUM REVIEW: "With the release of '#2,' @evil_engine continue to blur the lines between skate punk, garage rock & metal. It is quite obvious that this band has something to say & they’re going to make their voices heard." immusicmag.com/2018/12/album… #evilengine @NoAfRecords
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There are three kinds of drummers in the world... those who can count and those who can’t.
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Evil Engine retweeted
#WorldToiletDay @evil_engine @KryssieCrisis Assume you know why I tagged ya 😉 🚽🌎🔥 💜
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...or literally anywhere. This is the blessing and curse of always being brightly colored. 🤣💜 facebook.com/story.php?story…
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EPIC DELI TONIGHT - come celebrate our release and give me a million hugs.
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Album release show tonight - it feels like graduation day. ❤️🚽🌎🔥 #bbott #bbalumni
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I denounce Donald Trump because he is a self-professed Nationalist. I denounce Donald Trump as a Racist. I denounce Donald Trump as a sexist. I denounce him because he's a callow, hateful man who represents everything I detest. Punk bands speak up. Who's with me?
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This is winter in meme form. facebook.com/story.php?story…
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Okay so I’ve dropped 36lbs since May and I’m adding a shitload of clothing to my poshmark and depop pages tonight - GIVE MY OLD CLOTHES A GOOD HOME! 😍💪🙌
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Recommend me a coffee maker that isn’t a keurig but does keurig things. My budget will never allow for a real-life keurig and those mofos are erroneously expensive anyway. HALP
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...I think I’m done with the artwork for the new EP.😳 We’re releasing the cover image on Friday. Oh man. If you need me, I’ll be having an incredibly cathartic cry in a blanket burrito. ❤️❤️❤️
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Tag. My band. When you see. That stupid video. Stop tagging me unless you tag Evil Engine. I promise nobody is impressed that you “know” me through Facebook. 😫😫😫
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The artwork for this fucking EP is going to give me an aneurysm. 😑😑😑 I AM SO GOOD AT DEADLINES. — feeling eyetwitchy
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Evil Engine retweeted
You better right your mind and live by what you say. Photo: Tim Nguyen
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If you were wondering what managing a bar looks like when you’re running on four hours of sleep HERE YOU GO. 🤣😂🤷‍♀️💜🖤
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I promised myself I wouldn’t share any of these... ...however... facebook.com/story.php?story…
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I actually just googled “can you drink a mimosa before an MRI” because I want to get breakfast tomorrow... (No the MRI isn’t on me, settle down.)
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Okay really though, is today National Grandma Perfume Day or...? I feel like this whole afternoon I’ve been being haunted by the ghost of Elizabeth Arden. 😷😷😷
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ACTUALLY trying to learn the real lyrics to Ramones tunes is weird. Half the time Joey mushmouthed so much that it made zero sense, and then I look up the lyrics for authenticity’s sake and the weird lyrics ARE the fucked up things I thought he was saying. 🤷‍♀️😂🤣
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