an existential npc/hag
Joined February 2021
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i’m really bad at sex, i never have never will say im good at it, but you will have to wait 100 years.
his nose job made him look like a child. tragic.
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frost lipsticks only look good on melanted women or high fashion looking white women. there i said it
my favorite thing to say to a male student when he’s saying something inappropriate for school is “girl stop talking to me” it’s highly effective at redirecting the conversation they either laugh and move on or go “i’m not a girl”
parent called me a bitch because she can’t drive and my boss goes “we’re not going to verbally berate my staff especially when you had plenty of room to turn into the parking lot”
gym done, vet appt done, i donated all of the clothes, shoes, and, kitchen stuff i don’t use, groceries purchased, apt is clean, and im on my period but my skin is glowing right now
asked my boss thursday to get rid of this broken ass couch, then again on friday in person because a kid nearly fell through it. i told him i would help him carry it and he was like no ill do it. i walk in monday morning and its still there in the middle of the room.
woke up to the sound of my dog violently shitting herself after i told my mother not to give her a bunch of table scraps when she came over yesterday. i swear people just think i just say things to say them to hear myself talk