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Senior Software Engineer at @Sex also owner of @saabstudies

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Joined August 2023
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what am i laying my eyes upon
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Forgot to moisturize before work and I look like gay Obama from Colorado
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why did two of my tweets bang within 24 hours of eachother i normally get 7 likes😭
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1995: Timothy is involved in a terrorist attack. 2014: Timothy wins a US election. America is done.
2001: Abdul was involved in a terrorist attack. 2026: Abdul wins a US election. America is done.
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Guy who gets turned on by getting friendzoned
My favorite ship dynamics:
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Man I hate this
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assassination is really a crazy word it has you write out ASS and then makes you write it again like a sick little freak
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why the fuck is she jumping on your head in roblox
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good morning agent your assignment is to log in to Reddit as Lilith (she/her) and post about euphoria boners
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this browser is genuinely worthless
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Alanis Morissette recently came out as pansexual on the Handsome Podcast. (youtu.be/j9BiOrFBUBY?si=3xDy…)
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why is this nigga streaming in the back of a u haul
RaKai didn't realize how strict court was until they asked for his name and he responded with his online username "RaKai" 😭
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In woke 3.0 we are acknowledging that keeping old gasoline cars on the road instead of buying newer cars is also better for the environment because it creates less need for manufacturing pollution.
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β€œData centers are taking all our water” is the β€œimmigrants are eating all our pets” of the left
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No homo is much better than pause. No homo is clear and definitive. Pause suggests the homosexuality may resume at a later date
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video essay kept using the wii party theme
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nobody draws their life on youtube anymore
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Got yelled at for refusing to shower again
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My mistress has just gone to sit on my face and as she did, Burnham appeared at my window and said "can't park there mate"
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